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[[Image:Fuck quest large.png|thumb|right|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]] | [[Image:Fuck quest large.png|thumb|right|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]] | ||
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"Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for [[ | "Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for [[China]]. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. | ||
Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment. | Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game] | *[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game] | ||
*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download] | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an Adult Chronicles title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).
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The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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"Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for China. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive.
Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his clothing and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new medallion will help him get laid. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his HONESTY down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.
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External Links
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