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Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. | Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. | ||
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of | Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio. | ||
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. | Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. | ||
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie as that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy (for Chris, at least). | |||
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[[Category:Sweethearts]] | [[Category:Sweethearts]] | ||
Revision as of 05:53, 25 February 2009
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
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Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left Panda due to her Hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash.
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio.
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie as that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy (for Chris, at least).
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