Difference between revisions of "Julie"
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Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. | Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:14, 1 March 2009
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
| Chris on Julie | ||
| “ | JOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAY | ” |
| Chris professing his love for Julie while orgasming | ||
Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left Panda due to her Hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash.
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio.
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie as that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy (for Chris, at least).
On 26 February 2009, Chris took an epic journey to Cleveland, Ohio to rescue Julie from her brother Max. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
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