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[[Image:Heather_Iglesias.png|thumb|200px|[[CWCville]], where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their [[Homos|sexuality]].]] | [[Image:Heather_Iglesias.png|thumb|200px|[[CWCville]], where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their [[Homos|sexuality]].]] | ||
'''Heather Iglesias''' is the nanny of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s secret would-be latchkey [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit comic adventures, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health. | '''Heather Iglesias''' is the nanny of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s secret would-be latchkey [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit [[comic]] adventures, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health. | ||
Heather is a Hispanic [[lesbian]]. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye."<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipiedia: Sonichu and Rosechu from 1998 to Today]</ref> As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware. | Heather is a [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Hispanic]] [[lesbian]]. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye."<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipiedia: Sonichu and Rosechu from 1998 to Today]</ref> As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware. | ||
In all likelihood, Chris just decided to announce that she's a lesbian so that he would seem less mindbogglingly intolerant. As he's mentioned before, Chris is relatively comfortable with lesbians (likely from all the porn he watches), so it's really not much pressure for him to create a character that [[fail|"proves"]] he [[lie|doesn't hate homosexuals]] while at the same time not having to imagine two dudes licking each other's [[Sonichu Balls|balls]]. | In all likelihood, Chris just decided to announce that she's a lesbian so that he would seem less mindbogglingly intolerant. As he's mentioned before, Chris is relatively comfortable with lesbians (likely from all the porn he watches), so it's really not much pressure for him to create a character that [[fail|"proves"]] he [[lie|doesn't hate homosexuals]] while at the same time not having to imagine two dudes licking each other's [[Sonichu Balls|balls]]. | ||
Revision as of 04:03, 15 December 2009
Heather Iglesias is the nanny of Sonichu and Rosechu's secret would-be latchkey kids. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit comic adventures, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health.
Heather is a Hispanic lesbian. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye."[1] As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if we ever needed to be made aware.
In all likelihood, Chris just decided to announce that she's a lesbian so that he would seem less mindbogglingly intolerant. As he's mentioned before, Chris is relatively comfortable with lesbians (likely from all the porn he watches), so it's really not much pressure for him to create a character that "proves" he doesn't hate homosexuals while at the same time not having to imagine two dudes licking each other's balls.