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The [[Hooker incident]] was a trolling where [[Bryan Bash]] <strike>in collaboration with [[Clyde Cash]]</strike> sent a gaggle of hookers to Chris's [[14 Branchland Court]] so he could no longer be a [[virgin with rage]]. | The [[Hooker incident]] was a trolling where [[Bryan Bash]] <strike>in collaboration with [[Clyde Cash]]</strike> sent a gaggle of hookers to Chris's [[14 Branchland Court]] so he could no longer be a [[virgin with rage]]. | ||
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Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-Date Conversation Transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]]. | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Uh, hello?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris.</font> [''Chris talking in the background, indistinct''] | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Yeah.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Hello?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.</font> | |||
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' Is your refrigerator running?</font> | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' Back off!</font> | |||
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' Uoahh!</font> | |||
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!</font> | |||
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poke flute, quick!</font> | |||
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Okay!</font> | |||
[[Category:Trolling]] | [[Category:Trolling]] | ||
Revision as of 15:15, 30 September 2009
The Hooker incident was a trolling where Bryan Bash in collaboration with Clyde Cash sent a gaggle of hookers to Chris's 14 Branchland Court so he could no longer be a virgin with rage.
Background
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Result
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Aftermath
Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after Emily's post-date conversation.
Clyde: [fake-sounding accent] This call is being recorded. [phone ringing]
Chris: Uh, hello?
Clyde: Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
Chris: Uh, who is this?
Clyde: It's Clyde.
Chris: Oh. [unintelligible]
Clyde: You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some fine ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?
Chris: Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
Clyde: Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
Chris: Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.
Clyde: Sex is not true love, Chris. [Chris talking in the background, indistinct]
Chris: Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
Clyde: Yeah.
Chris: [Barbara prompting him, indistinct] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
Clyde: Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.
Barbara: I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Hello?
Barbara: I said I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: [overlapping] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.
Brian Bash: Is your refrigerator running?
Barbara: Back off!
Brian Bash: Uoahh!
Barbara: Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!
Brian Bash: No, [unintelligible] Use the Poke flute, quick!
Clyde: Okay!