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===Episode 4: Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning! (with an accidental dose of cherry cola)"=== | ===Episode 4: Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning! (with an accidental dose of cherry cola)"=== | ||
Naitsirhc has returned to base from his battle with Sonichu in Episode 3. Although he was unable to capture Sonichu, he did obtain a sample of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon's genetic code, which was the true purpose of the mission. His father, Team Rocket leader [[Giovanni]], congratulates him for his accomplishment. Giovanni goes on to describe his recent contact with [[Ivo Robotnik]], who has come to share Team Rocket's fascination with Sonichu. The bane of [[Pokemon]] and the archnemesis of [[Sonic]] forge an alliance to create their own Sonichu to destroy the original, for no apparent reason. | |||
While Team Rocket scientists conduct their genetic engineering, fate intervenes as [[Bill the Scientist]] accidentally spills his cherry cola into Sonichu's DNA. Unbothered by his colossal blunder, Bill places the contaminated sample into the resequencer, which quickly grows an imperfect duplicate of the original zappin' hedgehog. Naitsirhc immediately notices that the clone appears to be black in color, but is unsure of his suspicions. | |||
Although Team Rocket immediately bombards the clone with messages intended to program its mind to serve their purposes, this new hedgehog proves willful enough to resist, perhaps due to the cherry cola mutation. Later, when the clone is deemed ready to release from stasis, the color alteration caused by the aforementioned cherry cola is undeniable. Robotnik finds [[Shadow the Hedgehog|the shadowy hedgehog]] oddly familiar; Naitsirhc seems disappointed that his pet should be black and names him [[Black Sonichu]]. | |||
Giovanni and Robotnik present "Blachu" a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed, the better to defeat Sonichu in battle. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (despite the fact that all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission. | |||
===Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"=== | ===Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"=== | ||
Revision as of 22:53, 6 March 2009
The second issue of Chris's comic. Unlikely as it might sound, this one is actually even more retarded than Issue Zero.
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Episode 4: Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning! (with an accidental dose of cherry cola)"
Naitsirhc has returned to base from his battle with Sonichu in Episode 3. Although he was unable to capture Sonichu, he did obtain a sample of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon's genetic code, which was the true purpose of the mission. His father, Team Rocket leader Giovanni, congratulates him for his accomplishment. Giovanni goes on to describe his recent contact with Ivo Robotnik, who has come to share Team Rocket's fascination with Sonichu. The bane of Pokemon and the archnemesis of Sonic forge an alliance to create their own Sonichu to destroy the original, for no apparent reason.
While Team Rocket scientists conduct their genetic engineering, fate intervenes as Bill the Scientist accidentally spills his cherry cola into Sonichu's DNA. Unbothered by his colossal blunder, Bill places the contaminated sample into the resequencer, which quickly grows an imperfect duplicate of the original zappin' hedgehog. Naitsirhc immediately notices that the clone appears to be black in color, but is unsure of his suspicions.
Although Team Rocket immediately bombards the clone with messages intended to program its mind to serve their purposes, this new hedgehog proves willful enough to resist, perhaps due to the cherry cola mutation. Later, when the clone is deemed ready to release from stasis, the color alteration caused by the aforementioned cherry cola is undeniable. Robotnik finds the shadowy hedgehog oddly familiar; Naitsirhc seems disappointed that his pet should be black and names him Black Sonichu.
Giovanni and Robotnik present "Blachu" a gift in the form of rocket boosters intended to increase his speed, the better to defeat Sonichu in battle. Black Sonichu is heavily briefed on Team Rocket's agenda, and on why his skin color was altered by the previously mentioned dose of cherry cola. Robotnik reports in with the latest intelligence gathered on Sonichu, providing vital details about his location, abilities, and personal relationships (despite the fact that all of this data was freely obtained in their last encounter). After rigorous training, Black Sonichu is judged to be superior to Sonichu, and ready for his mission.
Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"
NIGGA STOLE MY HEARTSWEET
Episode 6: "Black Metal Combat"
Sonic and Sonichu defeat Black Sonichu and Metal Sonichu.
Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
Chris gets trolled by a girl at the mall, cries like a bitch in public, and then puts the whole embarrassing story where billions of people can read it.