Difference between revisions of "Basement Rosechus"

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===Brit-Tay Rosechu===  
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Essentially the [[Rosechu|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for strutting around in slutty clothes, but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearence. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.
Essentially the [[Rosechu|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for [[Women's Rights|strutting around in slutty clothes]], but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearence. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.
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===Bride Rosechu===  
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Revision as of 10:10, 30 January 2010

The Basement Rosechus are four Rosechus supposedly rescued from the basement of Alec Benson Leary in Sonichu 10. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of Cwcville.

In typical Chris style, each is distinguished by some form of impairment rather than any sort of personality. After being given a motivational speech by Sonichu, they are promptly stuffed into one of Cwcville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.

The Forsaken

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Brit-Tay Rosechu

Essentially the regular Rosechu, right down to a proclivity for strutting around in slutty clothes, but famished and dirty in appearence. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.

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Bride Rosechu

A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently bethroved to Asperchu but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an Angelica clone were this sort of accusation of unoriginality not redundant by now.

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Moe Rosechu

A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes.

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Mary Rosechu

A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath.