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[''Brow furrows, whisper''] Oh my gosh. [''normally''] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have [[Obesity|a bit of a belly]], but also with that uh [''grabs manboobs''] manboobs. I'm not- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce so I have to uh [''Strips off "Mount and Do Me" shirt to reveal [[sports bra]]''] so I wear a sports bra. [''Adjusts sports bra''] Works very good, keeps em from bouncing. Okay I'm a 42-bust. Alright well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. I love you. [''makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera''] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [''video abruptly ends'']. | [''Brow furrows, whisper''] Oh my gosh. [''normally''] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have [[Obesity|a bit of a belly]], but also with that uh [''grabs manboobs''] manboobs. I'm not- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce so I have to uh [''Strips off "Mount and Do Me" shirt to reveal [[sports bra]]''] so I wear a sports bra. [''Adjusts sports bra''] Works very good, keeps em from bouncing. Okay I'm a 42-bust. Alright well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. I love you. [''makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera''] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [''video abruptly ends'']. | ||
Hey, Jackie, it's me, Christian. I'm doing this video for you to upload to Media Fire; hopefully, trolls will not get that to there. I mean, yeah, I have not tried Media Fire before, but, yeah, I do have friend that recommends it as well. For you, I'll try it. | |||
Now, first half of the video, though, uh... (removes glasses) yeah, let me apologize for, uh, yeah, that thing I - for even leading you to the Quick Key(?). I just wanted to let you know about, uh, what happened to me before, I just felt concerned about that. But, and then with that reading - what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail that - the detail. Yeah, it was, uh, supposedly I was talking to, uh, this Vanessa Hudgens, it was, like, coming onto me really - really well, online and I (stutters something unintelligible) and I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could for a long time. And then she just kinda talked (ringtone plays) me into it a little bit...ignore that (gets up to grab phone, returns). And that's my cell phone. Hm. Just take care of that real quick (fiddles with phone). | |||
Anyway, uh, yeah, I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And, I'm sorry, I did not mean to - I did not mean to lie to you, I swear, I just forgot that one detail. Anyway, as for that, uh, the one called Vanessa Hudgens actually this - was actually in reality this Spanish dude I know, Joshua Martinez, yeah, just - he was just - basically he was, he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and *stress sigh* really ticks me off, that guy *stress sigh*. Nurst - nurst - that's another story for another day though. | |||
Mm. Butanyway with that buside(?), uh, I - I'm going to - I'm going to show you some ways on how I can pleasure you *awkward pause with odd facial expression* orally. Mmkay. I, yeah, I got a few ideas, like, you know, would definitely *gestures with hand* give you some finger *nervous laugh while waggling fingers* play. Lots of fingers. But, yeah, *leans towards camera, licks lips* I'd just - I could be, like, *gestures like he's opening sliding cabinet doors, waggles tongue obscenely* I lick your pretty little clit, there. *continues vague approximation of cunnilingus, then makes tapping motion with one hand* Tickle your pussy! Oh, and here's a fun part! I put my - I can roll my tongue. *demonstrates* I put - I push - I put it in there *rolls tongue again, then leans closer to camera and sticks his tongue out, demonstrating his even more yellowed teeth* and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? *repeats cabinet door motion, followed by ten seconds of hot tongue action* | |||
I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now, but, uh, hopefully, that's, uh, good enough for starters, and to make up for that. Eeyuh, I have been under confusion for a little while, but, seriously, Ivy, I really do want you. I want you and I do love you and I care about you. And I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it, then I'll take it off of the Media Fire. Ah, my gosh, I can't watch myself. | |||
Nalso, uh, *either a stress sigh or gasp for air* nother thing to make up for this, mm, have you(?) nother thing about myself. I actually did - I actually, uh, do have a bit of a belly, but, also with that, uh, *fondles boobs* man boobs. I'm not - I'm not - I'm telling you this as strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but, when I walk, they do bounce, so I have to, uh, *removes shirt, revealing muscle bra* I wear a sports bra. Works very good, *tugs bra* keeps 'em from bouncing *fondles boobs again*. Okay, I'm a 42 bust. I will...hopefully, can - hopefully, we can move on and, uh, resume our relationship with the motions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. (Chris looks on the verge of tears) Love you. *kisses at camera* Talk to you later. Meet up soon. | |||
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For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 22 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra.
In this video Chris shows off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy Saga. Chris, in a surprising move, does not upload the video to YouTube but instead uses MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.
Chris begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sounds sincere but fails miserably.
Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. He even goes so far as to show how he would use his tongue as well. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy.
Chris ends the video by explaining how he has man-boobs and reveals that he wears a sports bra. This is made more pathetic because Chris actually fills it in.
Video
| For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV | |
| Stardate | 22 April 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Mount and Do Me
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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Transcript
Hey Jackie, it's me Christain. I'm doing this video for you for upload to the MediaFire. Hopefully uh, trolls will not get that to there. I mean yeah I have not tried MediaFire before. But yeah I do have a friend that reccomends it as well so, for you I'll try it.
[Removes glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose]
Well first half of the video though, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the CWCki. I just wanted to let you know bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah It was- supposedly I was talking to uh, this Vanessa Hudgens, who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. and then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit.
[Chris's cell phone rings] Ignore that. [Gets up and turns it off, returns to chair] Eh, that's my cell phone. Hmm. Let me just talk care of that real quick. [holds up cell phone, apparently silences or turns it off] Anyway uh, yeah. I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And I'm sorry- did not mean to- I did not mean to lie to you, I swear. I just forgot that one detail.
Anyway, as for that the quote-unquote Vanessa Hudgens actually this- was actually in reality this uh Spanish dude I know, Joshua Martinez. Yeah, just- he was just basically he was- he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and [sigh, Chris's face becomes noticeably distraught] he ticks me off that guy. Ehh, nother-nother- that's another story for another day though. Hmm. But anyway with that put aside uh [perks up a little] I'm gonna show you- I'm gonna show you some ways on how I can pleasure you [eyes widen] orally, mmkay?
[Shifts in chair] Yeah, I got a few ideas like you know, we definitely [lifts hand into frame, fidgets] give you some finger play. Lots of fingers. But yeah, I would just- yeah. I could be like [Leans towards the camera, closes eyes, flicks tongue around.] Ahh I lick your pretty little clit there. [Continues to pantomime sex acts] tickle your pussy. Oh! And here's the fun part, I put my- I can roll my tongue. I push- I put it in there [Leans forwards, sticks out tongue] and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? [More tongue fail, leans back in chair] I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now. But hopefully that's now good enough for starters and to make up for that.
Any- ah, I have been under confusion for a little while but seriously Ivy, I really do want you. [Firmer, failing to realize his Freudian slip] I want you. And I do love you and I care about you, and I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of the trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it and I'll take it off of the mediafire.
[Brow furrows, whisper] Oh my gosh. [normally] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have a bit of a belly, but also with that uh [grabs manboobs] manboobs. I'm not- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce so I have to uh [Strips off "Mount and Do Me" shirt to reveal sports bra] so I wear a sports bra. [Adjusts sports bra] Works very good, keeps em from bouncing. Okay I'm a 42-bust. Alright well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. I love you. [makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [video abruptly ends].
Hey, Jackie, it's me, Christian. I'm doing this video for you to upload to Media Fire; hopefully, trolls will not get that to there. I mean, yeah, I have not tried Media Fire before, but, yeah, I do have friend that recommends it as well. For you, I'll try it.
Now, first half of the video, though, uh... (removes glasses) yeah, let me apologize for, uh, yeah, that thing I - for even leading you to the Quick Key(?). I just wanted to let you know about, uh, what happened to me before, I just felt concerned about that. But, and then with that reading - what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail that - the detail. Yeah, it was, uh, supposedly I was talking to, uh, this Vanessa Hudgens, it was, like, coming onto me really - really well, online and I (stutters something unintelligible) and I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could for a long time. And then she just kinda talked (ringtone plays) me into it a little bit...ignore that (gets up to grab phone, returns). And that's my cell phone. Hm. Just take care of that real quick (fiddles with phone).
Anyway, uh, yeah, I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And, I'm sorry, I did not mean to - I did not mean to lie to you, I swear, I just forgot that one detail. Anyway, as for that, uh, the one called Vanessa Hudgens actually this - was actually in reality this Spanish dude I know, Joshua Martinez, yeah, just - he was just - basically he was, he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and *stress sigh* really ticks me off, that guy *stress sigh*. Nurst - nurst - that's another story for another day though.
Mm. Butanyway with that buside(?), uh, I - I'm going to - I'm going to show you some ways on how I can pleasure you *awkward pause with odd facial expression* orally. Mmkay. I, yeah, I got a few ideas, like, you know, would definitely *gestures with hand* give you some finger *nervous laugh while waggling fingers* play. Lots of fingers. But, yeah, *leans towards camera, licks lips* I'd just - I could be, like, *gestures like he's opening sliding cabinet doors, waggles tongue obscenely* I lick your pretty little clit, there. *continues vague approximation of cunnilingus, then makes tapping motion with one hand* Tickle your pussy! Oh, and here's a fun part! I put my - I can roll my tongue. *demonstrates* I put - I push - I put it in there *rolls tongue again, then leans closer to camera and sticks his tongue out, demonstrating his even more yellowed teeth* and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? *repeats cabinet door motion, followed by ten seconds of hot tongue action*
I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now, but, uh, hopefully, that's, uh, good enough for starters, and to make up for that. Eeyuh, I have been under confusion for a little while, but, seriously, Ivy, I really do want you. I want you and I do love you and I care about you. And I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it, then I'll take it off of the Media Fire. Ah, my gosh, I can't watch myself.
Nalso, uh, *either a stress sigh or gasp for air* nother thing to make up for this, mm, have you(?) nother thing about myself. I actually did - I actually, uh, do have a bit of a belly, but, also with that, uh, *fondles boobs* man boobs. I'm not - I'm not - I'm telling you this as strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but, when I walk, they do bounce, so I have to, uh, *removes shirt, revealing muscle bra* I wear a sports bra. Works very good, *tugs bra* keeps 'em from bouncing *fondles boobs again*. Okay, I'm a 42 bust. I will...hopefully, can - hopefully, we can move on and, uh, resume our relationship with the motions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. (Chris looks on the verge of tears) Love you. *kisses at camera* Talk to you later. Meet up soon.
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