Virginia is for Virgins
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An idea that Chris has. He literally thinks that everyone in Virginia has made it their lives work to keep him from getting laid. This idea was formulated after his sign was destroyed by Mary Lee Walsh and was told that he couldn't get a girlfriend by using a sign.
Proof
These links provide irrefutable proof that it is illegal for Christian to ever have sex in Virginia. Read here, and here.