Meg Griffin
Meg Griffin is a mediocre character from mediocre sitcom Family Guy. Despite being a cartoon character, Chris wants to nail her.
Sonichu 10
Chris's insane fantasies finally came to a head in Sonichu 10 when Meg, who is mysteriously attracted to the sound of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, suddenly appears and gushes about being a fan of his. Explosively, Chris admits to being a fan of hers as well. After dealing a rogue passer-by a knuckle sandwich, Chris and Meg get down to a bit of tonsil hockey and Meg promises Chris he can nail her. Hard.
Her?
Chris is attracted to Meg because they're both pathetic, and so he sees her as a kindred spirit. Chris has taken umbrage to the fact Meg is treated so badly in the show in the past and presents himself in the comic as being her protector, even though the thought of Chris protecting anyone is patently ludicrous.