John Tesh

John Tesh is an American musician and radio personality, famous for his unusual blandness. His John Tesh Radio Show has aired on many soft rock and adult contemporary stations since 2003, and Chris seems to have been a regular listener since the early days of the program.

The show's format intersperses music with trivia and advice from Tesh on a variety of subjects. Tesh's romantic advice appears to have had the most influence on Chris. In particular, Tesh is a proponent of the more conservative interpretation of the three-date rule^{[citation needed]}, which is probably where Chris picked it up from.

Chris catches the Tesh show on his favorite local radio station, Z95.1.

References by Chris

• Chris quoted several "dating tips" he picked up from Tesh in the seventh issue of Sonichu's News Dash.

• In an e-mail to Megan Schroeder from October 2007, Chris mentioned that he had learned from Tesh about the potential dangers of Crocs footwear.

• In the prelude to his last conversation with Julie, Chris mentioned some hygiene tips he picked up from Tesh.

• In his YouTube sermon on Leviticus from March 2009, Chris referred to Tesh as one of his sources of dating advice.

• During his first Mumble fan chat, Chris was listening to the Tesh show.

• During his first phone call with Jack Thaddeus, Chris was also listening to the Tesh show.