User talk:MoarLurk

Hi. I rolled back your edits on Wild Sonichu because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --Fuckingstupid 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Chris and his psyche

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? YawningSquirtleRedux 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--MoarLurk 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

• Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. YawningSquirtleRedux 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

• If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. Griffintown 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

• Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.YawningSquirtleRedux 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

In these "final" hours, we have to up our viscousness. Send pizza, Chinese food, ambulances, hearses, prostitutes, driveway paving companies, ANY DISTURBANCE!--Dan Dash 00:43, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Observation: Koopa/Bowser

I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--Blazer 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

• In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --CWCAttack 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--MoarLurk 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Your thoughts on snorlax

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--Beat 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--MoarLurk 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --Dan Dash 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--MoarLurk 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe. --Dan Dash 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--MoarLurk 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--Dan Dash 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--MoarLurk 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--Dan Dash 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

• Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--MoarLurk 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

IF Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --Dan Dash 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

• I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--MoarLurk 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections. --Dan Dash 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

• Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
• Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--Dan Dash 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--MoarLurk 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--Dan Dash 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

-Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--Dan Dash 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC) -He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).

Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--Dan Dash 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

• I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--MoarLurk 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

[1] Did it.--Dan Dash 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

• Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--MoarLurk 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--Dan Dash 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

• It's there.--MoarLurk 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--Dan Dash 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Holy Shit

You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. UhcinoS 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book Red Dragon. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --manwithoutabody 23:01, 17 May 2010

Trolling Ideas

I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic. Shawths

This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --BreadGod 04:54, 11 May 2010

I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.

SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--Ronichu 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Mighty fine work, Lou

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --Champthom 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--Beat 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( J0haely 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--MoarLurk 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --BreadGod 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --Edward 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

It's June

Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --BreadGod 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

• I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--MoarLurk 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
  • I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --BreadGod 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
  • That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--MoarLurk 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Zapina/Bubbles

I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb didn't let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-trombonista 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Sonichu merch

I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[2] --Dan Dash 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

• Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--MoarLurk 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)