User:Manwithoutabody

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Warrior This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Strange Canadian person. Sent the "10 Reasons" email in Mailbag 48, and a similiar email to Alec Benson Leary, who compared both lists in Mailbag 52. I'm quite proud of getting the assist, as we say in hockey-obsessed Canada.

You can read some ramblings of mine here and here. I also wrote an ongoing Sonichu piece called Afternoon, which can be read here, but be warned: it's very violent.

I also created the following relevant videos, as well as a host of irrelevant ones, mostly revolving around My Inner Life.

CWC the Volcano Does Not Approve of Homosexuals Using AXE

CWC Gets a Phone Call from Walter Grisby

Dramatic Reading of The High School Story

Samples from the Poetry of Christian Weston Chandler, including Hard Love Quest, Valentine's Day Hymn, and Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu

Also, it's worth noting that I'm demonstrably descended from the Boleyn family, though obviously not from Anne. Then again, there's a good chance that you are, too, if you've got any ancestry in Western Europe.