User:Mellowyellowsalvation

Just a guy who wants to help out with the Wiki. Mellowyellowsalvation 22:24, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey there, welcome to the Cwcki. :3 DonnieDarko

Userbawxes

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs. Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes. White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Chaotic Combo

A crappy fancomic I'm writing. If anyone wants to illustrate it, go nutz.

PAGE ONE (4 Panels)

Panel 1. A darkened room with a desk and a rather large, throne-like chair in it. Upon it sits the silhouette of MAGI-CHAN SONICHU, his head in one hand, the other hand gripping the arm of the chair. A small amount of light from a TV screen, falls across the desk and illuminates the arm gripping the chair and part of his body, but not his face.

MAGI-CHAN(thought): It is when I am alone that the gravity of the situation I have created hits me.

TV: …CWCVille still seems to be reeling over the murder of Beloved Protector Simonla Rosechu by the Asperpedia Four…

Panel 2. MAGI-CHAN’S hand, gripping the arm of the chair, which we now see is carved in the shape of a snarling Sonichu – probably MAGI-CHAN himself. But instead of looking grand and majestic, it appears as though MAGI-CHAN is grasping a weak, tiny Sonichu by the scruff of its neck.

MAGI-CHAN(thought): The things I’ve done… tampering with lives… breaking those who opposed me… setting up my friends to be knocked down like pawns…

TV(OP): …funeral was private at the request of her family….

Panel 3. MAGI-CHAN’S hand clenches into a fist on top of the Sonichu head carving.

MAGI-CHAN(thought): But it was all for a REASON… the greater good. The forces threatening to destroy CWCVille were many… and we needed an army of soliders unafraid to kill, not peace-loving, beautiful wallflowers.

TV(OP): …Mayor Chandler could not be reached for comment, as he has sequestered himself and is avoiding all media…

Panel 4. MAGI-CHAN’s silhouette looks up from his hand as the TV blares, his eyes opening.

TV(OP): … recently returned from being trapped outside of time by Slaweel Ryam, evil twin of Mary Lee Walsh…

PAGE TWO

Panel 1. Behind the back of MAGI-CHAN’S huge chair, we now view the TV screen. We see on the screen, images of Christian Weston Chandler. This Christian should be somewhere between the real Chris and the “ideal” Chris of the original Sonichu. Not completely disgusting, but not perfect and handsome and fit either.

MAGI-CHAN(thought): That little faggot… maybe if he’d take some actual responsibility for these fuckups instead of coming to me and baawwwing for help all the time.

Panel 2. Pictures of Chris-Chan that are mockups of various images of him in the original Sonichus… showing chris’ habit of Drawing himself different sizes and shapes constantly fluctuating, and “retconning” it to explain why.

TV(OP): …stress of his position as High Protector often caused his weight to fluctuate rapidly, as seen in these older images…

MAGI-CHAN(thought, OP): Geh, I’ve had enough of this garbage.

Panel 3. MAGI-CHAN waves his hand and the tv shuts off.

MAGI-CHAN(thought): It’s time to deal with this situation once and for all.

Panel 4. MAGI-CHAN waves his other hand and the lights turn on as he sends a psychic message to Allison Amber, whose head appears in the corner of the frame.

MAGI-CHAN(thought): You can send him in now, Ms. Amber. ALLISON AMBER: Of course, Magi-Chan.

Panel 5. The door to MAGI-CHAN’S office opening, with DARKBIND SONICHU coming through, cutting a striking figure with his blade and

DARKBIND: Magi-Chan… we must talk.