User:BigDipper

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3

I've been following the Chris-Chan Saga since the Asperchu Saga and have absorbed a lot of the information on ED and the Cwcki. Born in Canada live in the US and served in the US Navy. More of a observer then a troll although I have helped vandalized Chris's cwckipedia on both occasions I want to contribute more to the trolling efforts and try to give some ideas and thoughts on new ways troll him.

And Chris if you are reading this I would just like you to know that your a sick, twisted, deranged, racist, sexist, NAIVE, perverted, no good shit bag, waste of food, water, mine and everyone elses tax dollars and air, narcissistic, lying, lazy, fat, disgusting, retarded, blow up doll raping, dog fucking, cat fingering, pedofork MANCHILD. The only person who has slandered your name and ruined your dignity is yourself. And the worst part is your not doing shit to help yourself which makes you a BITCH NOT A MAN.

Goals as a member of the CWCki

1. Get mentioned by Chris.

2. Write a CWC story on user page.

3. Contribute to trolling efforts

4. ???????

5. Profit!!!!