User:MasonXIX

I was only introduced to the Chris-chan this year. As I have the Assburgers, I have noted some very real similarities between myself and Chris. However, in many other ways, I am his inverse. I am a strong, free-thinking, smart and talented STRAIGHT gentleman with an Iro (Irish 'fro) and badass muttonchops.

In the future, The Mason shall defeat the Chris-chan in glorious combat, and shall lay waste to his army of Sonichus. You shall see.