User talk:16BitAlex

Yeah, I forgot to start the page. --16BitAlex 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Random thought: Shouldn't the people of this site be called CWCkians instead of CWCkipedians? --16BitAlex 22:22, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

• Then bring it up on the Community Portal. Nothing was resolved the last time we discussed this but you're welcome to bring it back up. Mostly I used the term "CWCipedian" because this was before the CWCipedia and "CWCkian" didn't seem right to me at the time. --Champthom 04:52, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Well, I just got a Hex Bawx. My reason being that the Wii version of Rock Band sucks. I have plans to create Chris in Rock Band and make him sing, and then feature Liquid on guitar, Ivy on bass, and Clyde on drums. Yeah, I know Ivy died before Liquid came on the scene. Would love to have Kacey, but since she closed her YouTube account I have very little reference to make her. --16BitAlex 01:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Hex Bawx is dead. Now I know why it's called the Hex Bawx.

I also had a really bad idea, and I've learned my lesson. --16BitAlex 23:03, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Feedback on Rock Band characters

Any comments? Should I switch the instruments of the characters? Also, any requests? Please give me reference material, though. --16BitAlex 16:03, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll just switch Ivy to bass and Kacey to drums.

Still in RB1, I'm also creating PandaHalo. --16BitAlex 22:32, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris + Rock Band + Drums

I doubt he's even touched them, the fat fuck couldn't get past easy anyways. Drums are arguably the hardest part of Rock Band. Anywho, welcome to the CWCki. Brofose 15:56, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

This makes Chris's purchase of the Rock Revolution drums more puzzling. Their drum controller has six pads, while Rock Band only uses four. As a side note, Rock Band 3 will introduce Pro Drums mode, which adds three cymbals and shows them as round notes, one-upping Rock Revolution by a pad. --16BitAlex 16:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if he bought the full set for Rock Revolution or not. If I recall right, the game also works with Rock Band drums. It just downscales the amount of notes you have to hit. IMO keyboard is more exciting than pro mode for bass/guitar/vocals. Brofose 00:09, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He uses the Rock Revolution drums in the same video that he mentioned Ivy's death, CWC "Boyfriend". He seems to be randomly banging on the drums, not even to a simple beat. Back off-topic, keyboard might not be added to already-released songs that really could use it: "Highway Star", "Won't Get Fooled Again", "Smokin'", "Bye Bye Love", and so on. Instead, keyboardists have to play along to the guitar/bass chart, from what I've heard. --16BitAlex 00:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I doubt Chris could do much on drums, I'm sure he just bought them to just buy them for his shithole of a house. Besides, anything above Easy on Rock Band drums would push the limits of his physical capabilities. If they actually add keyboard to the previous Rock Band 1/2/DLC songs, I would expect to pay 5-10 dollars total to get the "upgraded" version. Brofose 06:11, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Your talk page

It's against CWCki policy to remove items from your talk page. --Delabonte 04:08, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• Not really against CWCki policy, but very bad form, unless we're dealing with blatant vandalism. --Champthom 04:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
• This, well, sorta is vandalism. The pictures were posted because of an incident on IRC, to get a rise out of me. Along the lines of the pickle picture repeated a lot of times in "GodOfThunderGodOfWar"'s (Chris's) talk page in one section. I will also come clean about removing all references to a certain forum I founded that competed with the PVCC, getting me trolled in the first place. --16BitAlex 04:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• Someone gave me some context to this, yes Alex you had it coming but nonetheless, I really can't allow people to get harassed on CWCki. Page is locked for a week. --Champthom 04:32, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Blatant vandalism removed. --16BitAlex 14:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Look, the first step you could do is eat a god damn apple.

If you really want to be respected, the first thing you could do is face your god damn fears. You think some woman is going to go out with a guy who can't even fucking eat an apple? Do it and I'll rethink shit. Clydec 07:25, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

• When would eating apples ever come up in a date? Also, the apple itself is not the core of my fears, more coming soon. --16BitAlex 14:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
  • I am on my knees, begging you now. Please. Have some mercy. Just please kill yourself. --Edward 16:51, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Stuff moved from user page

No one's going to ban you. Well, I won't. Clydec 01:35, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

HNNNNNNNNGGGG I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH Thelieisacake 01:56, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Either way, I'm not coming back for a while. This is a low point anyway in Chris's lulz. Hopefully this will all blow over and put us all back to where we started.

If I check back and 1: I'm banned, or 2: Chris ran completely dry, I'll have to move on from this "fandom". Yes, I considered myself a fan of Chris's antics. But, since you said I would never be worthy of the PVCC, and even /cwc/ said they would have banned me, I see little point in wasting my time following Chris as a sub-EDfag quality non-troll.

If I'm not banned and Chris is still active, I'll cover the songs Chris played his "guitar" to (Holding Out For A Hero, Boyfriend, the fart song) in the hope of being seen as a legitimate musician instead of a useless emo.

Either way, staying on the computer all the time has made me more autistic-like.

--16BitAlex 02:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

You Fucking Bitchcunt

Tell me what super sekrit PVCC posts the CWCki cites and I'll personally put them up JUST FOR YOU. BITCH. Clydec 08:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

The Anime, Barbara Chandler, Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown, and Chris and fashion articles all have PVCC posts in the sauces section. --16BitAlex 14:57, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

• Yes by all means let's read third-hand monosyllabic information based on an unrecorded phonecall about what Chris thinks of a shit anime show. Let's post a Mimms forum post which is already posted here in full on the Mimms/Lucas Q&A page. How retarded are you? --Delabonte 15:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

• • Hey, I am a slow-in-the-mind. The latter, link to the Mimms/Lucas Q&A instead. --16BitAlex 16:12, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

• • • The Barbara Chandler post is shitty citing (just look at pictures FFS), Chop Chop is already posted on the Q and A, Chris and fashion is just an e-mail reply someone got back from Chris like months YEARS ago (which is on the unrecoverable PVCC) and the Anime post is based on a friends account from the Ivy Saga. I fixed most of it for you. Seriously, you give a shit about the most pointless fucking things and I don't even know why I'm doing this for you. Also, you fucking fuck face. Clydec 18:32, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Solution

Eat. The. Apple. On. Video. You may find all your problems just float away.... --Delabonte 16:26, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

With regard to the two new sections

Imma dissect this line by line. I'm not going to try to be a fag about it, I'll just give it to you straight up. "Parents intercepted me." - I don't know what this means. If they found your porn stash, that's thrilling. If it's something else, explain it. "Can't join for now." - If this is about PVCC, you're damn right you can't join for now, but not because of your parents. I believe this has been explained in detail. "I gotta move out, but that's impossible until I get my license and graduate, not for another two or three years." - From what I gather, you're 19. You're living with your parents. Nothing particularly wrong with that in college, but it ties again into Chris. Watch yourself. "I realize this is only hurting my reputation more and making me look like a two-faced bullshitter." - Meh, bullshit CWCki can handle. It's the bull that comes with the shit that can be problematic. If you're still here, you better make sure you stay in control.

"Why being insulted by you really gets to me" - Nobody cares. Learn how to use the internet. Insults are so damn common on the internet due to anonymity. If you can't handle insults, go back to Yahoo Answers. "In short, Chris is like my favorite TV show, and you guys are the writers." - Chris is the writer of his own show. CWCki is not a troll conglomeration. It's a place where we transcribe the show for future generations. We are the guy who sits in the back of the cinema and uses a shitty camcorder to film the movie. That's it. "So maybe I wouldn't be a good writer." - As of yet, you aren't a good editor or troll. Take a few months to learn the territory. Learn what people need and deliver it. We all have personal shortcomings, and as long as you can keep them separate from your work, nobody will give a fuck if you're an emo. "Your attacks are basically like saying I'm unworthy of watching this show, and a life unworthy of life by extension." - The "attacks" are our way of saying that you need to prepare more for the show. If trolling were a show, it would be a show with extreme gore but at the same time a complex and intricate plot. You need some degree of balls to watch it and you need some degree of cunning to understand it. Again, take a few months. Go on /v/ or something. Learn how to tolerate other people's shit, and learn how to offer your own brand.

Tl;dr: Your level is insufficient to accept this quest. Get the fuck off and powerlevel. Thelieisacake 16:31, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

• I didn't have a car or a license until I was 20, but I had a job at 17, moved out at 18, and was living with my girlfriend at 19. This was because I wasn't a giant baby about walking places or taking the bus or carrying groceries by hand like some hapless Vietnamese peasant. This wasn't like I was in a big city with a working public transit system either. Didn't have any precious college credits under my belt when I moved out. Try using your legs for once and buying a bus ticket instead of Archie comics and video game shit. Also walking or biking burns calories and girls like it when you're not a fatass. --Anaconda 22:59, 27 June 2010 (UTC)