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Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (04 September 1927–soon) is Chris's father.

Despite being a racist and homophobic redneck, Bob became a firm favorite with trolls due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked into Chris fapping. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes from this incident.

Despite being loathed and estranged from his other children and step-child as well, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife Barbara, due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's currently status as a virgin with rage, and occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 27 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.

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