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Joseph Cole Smithey (born 24 July 1963) is Chris's half-brother, Barbara's first son, and lone escapee of the Casa De Chandler. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole leads a relatively normal life. Cole's emails to Chris revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.
Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes. He was mentioned once in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3. He occasionally hosts eBay auctions for the winning bidder to spend a night drinking with him, proving that despite one brother being a pretentious hipster douchebag, and the other being an emotionally stunted autistic manchild, they both share the same bloated ego. On June 29, 2013, Chris complained to Cole several times on Twitter, saying that he should move in and take care of Barb so that he can be free to pursue his Love Quest.
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