Un-clit

This article is rated M for Honest Content It may contain content deemed not safe for work. Reader discretion is advised.

LOOK AT THAT LINK GODDAMN.

A Karma Houdini at work.

The Un-clit was what Chris called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology). He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris piercing, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounter with the Prostitue.

Also his explanation of why went on to include a brief introduction to the sex lives of bonobo chimpanzees.

Over the course of a couple of days the initial piercing became very badly infected (surprising no one) and began to migrate out of Chris's body. Instead of letting the area heal Chris proceeded to use a safety pin on himself in an attempt to re-pierce it (ouch!) this rather predictably resulted in the infection worsening and after going to a professional and having it re-done again Catie eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.

Chris wasted a grand total of about $200 of his monthly tugboat on his attempted un-clit.

September 18th Facebook Status

Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a public announcement about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now. Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily. I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex". And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time. And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge! I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!! Have a good day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism

Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by concerned Facebook users, Facebook decided that no part of this status is considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed.

Repiercing the Un-clit

On 4 December 2014, an update was released on the CWCki Forums that Chris had re-pierced his taint only a short while after it had be come badly infected. This new piercing jewelry is apparently made of gold. Re-piercing so soon after the first attempt was considered most unwise as the wound from the first infection had had almost no time to heal and many trolls were concerned that due to Chris's lack of general hygiene, the filthiness of his daily surrounds as well as his lack of knowledge about how to properly care for the piercing would lead to Chris risking septicaemia from the contaminated wound. Luckily Catherine was able to convince him to go see a doctor for treatment when the first piercing was badly inflamed and was eventually able to get him to give up on the un-clit for the time being.

I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.

Let's pray that in a month, this one does not go migrating either.

I'm sending caring vibes and love your way! Have a lovely and safe day.

Five days later, it was revealed that in addition to the new piercing Chris also wears a strap-on with the dildo removed to conceal his duck while he wears women's clothing.

The End of the Un-clit

“	I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.	”
Chris has finally given up on the piercing.

A message from Chris was leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December, showing that he removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another infection) and stating he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.

Not safe for work, for life, for the faint of heart, or anyone who values their sanity. We are so not kidding. You have been warned.
The piercing as it originally appeared. The piercing after becoming badly infected. The duck strap. The duck strap, from under Chris. The duck strap, from the left.