Lesbian Sex Audition

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IMG 3207 is a Youtube Video Chris Uploaded on 30th of May 2016 in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby au naturel. Its contents (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights), are a much more SFW version of For Julies Eyes Only, which includes Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll, where he then over-explains many simple sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly, and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a "good workout" and that his duck is "like five, seven inches long." When Chris tries more advanced positions he either predictably fails or does not realise they are nearly physically impossible with a partner who is not a blow up doll such as when he awkwardly helicopters the poor plastic lady on his crotch while humping. It is also revealed Chris seems to treat sex the same way he plays with his other toys, with him making silly sounds, humming childish tunes and immitating voices while pumping away. To be noted, Chris still believes the vagina goes up the the belly button, as seen shortly into the video, where he licks the dolls stomach. The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who made his own video and led to Chris creating a poll to see who was better.

Video

IMG 3207
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Stardate	31 May 2016
Subject Matter	Sex Sex
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Bra and Tights
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Transcript

Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

[starts removing bathrobe] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [higher pitched] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

Hmm, make out... [starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.

I know about the labia... [dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch]

[flips the doll over] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [starts eating the doll's ass]

[wiping his mouth] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... Umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I never used it.

[hesitantly pulls doll towards himself] alright, so we have so.. it's like... two things we can do here [grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside] you can put it up your, put it up your behind,

now, ya'll would be; your center of gravity would be a lot better than this ones [takes vibrator out and places doll on its back, sticking vibrator into the frontside]

and if you're doing this thing [begins making out with doll, barely pulling vibrator in and out] [inaudible~where?] [Inaudible~you'll play some more?]

[takes vibrator out and looks at it before glancing up at camera] and then of course I'll let the vibrator do it bzzzzzzz [continues to make buzzing sound and sticks vibrator back into dolls front side, making a shaking motion?]

I mean, it's pretty straight forward, so... [puts vibrator back into drawer] That's where I move on from that... part

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [kneels on bed] the uh, piledriver [stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll]

[eventually kneels back down] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [begins to hump the sex doll]

[inaudible~I know yes, we're swimming?] Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [Weird humming] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [Sing-song voice] This way would be preferred.

Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [gibberish] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.

[SOMEONE PUT IN THE STAGE DIRECTIONS]

Trivia

• The Chandler Family still have their Christmas trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
• The Album behind Chris is A Bobbie Gentry single featuring Glenn Campbell.
• All hail the Sonic Totem.
• CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.