A browsing around an ol' playground
A browsing around an ol' playground is a video uploaded on 16 February 2017, and Chris's first upload in almost a month.
This video begins with an ill Chris, shamelessly returning to begging for handouts. Despite being in a desperate financial situation, he demands nothing less than $10.00 from each of his potential donors.
Of course, Chris had wasted money on video games around the time that he made this video. The Lego Batman Movie Story Pack, a set of levels for the Lego Dimensions PS4 game, was released on 10 February 2017 and costs between $35-50. Chris played the new levels one day after begging.
In a rare turn of events, Chris edited his video to include a tour he made of an old playground from a few weeks ago. What compelled him to amalgamate the two videos together is anybody's guess.
Notably, Chris parks in the handicap spot and appears to exhibit genuine nostalgia as he's browsing the playground, sniffling and wavering his voice throughout the video.
Chris edited this video minutes after uploading it, chopping it from a length of 5:33 to 2:00; however, copies had been made of the original. The modified video has image stabilization added to it, but after the introduction to the video, the normal widescreen footage became distorted. This somehow makes the video worse after his edit.
Original video
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| Stardate | 16 February 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  The Happy Hag
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Edited video
In this version, the video ends as Chris walks up to the entrance of the playground. It does not contain the scenes of him walking around inside.
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 February 2017 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
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| Performance Style | Tragedy
|
| Saga | Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt | The Happy Hag
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever. |
next I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it |
Description
| And, Please, my mother and I need more money. Please send more than $10.00 via PayPal to my phone number. |
Transcript
Hello, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again; got a cold, it's in my throat, my voice. Anyway, my bank accounts here are really low, so we could really use some money, please help us. Just send kind donations, more than $10 a piece via PayPal to my phone number, 434-760-0848. Over PayPal, PayPal, and the recipients [unintelligible] you put in my phone number, OK? And now, for something completely different I've done a few weeks ago, is a recording of me at one of my favorite past, childhood parks.
[camera cuts to Chris in a gloomy-looking parking lot]
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from Harrisonburg, Virginia. And today, we're doing something a bit different: I'm exploring to be a little nostalgic. We're over at, uh, Purcell Park in Vi- in Harrisonburg. My father took me here an x number of times - a whole lot of times - and this is the first time I've actually been here in a long... in so many years. So we're just gonna take a look around and take in the reminiscence. [Chris turns the camera around] So yeah, that's the shed and my father would park about around here, [Son-chu is seen as Chris walks backwards] where is where I'm parked right now. [camera pans past a portable toilet and to a park] And of course the main attraction is right over this way.
[Chris walks into the park] Whoof, I don't know why it's so smelly around here. I guess, uh, people tend to walk their pets around here. Oh yeah... hmm... yeah I kept getting confused about what the name of this thing used to be. Ah... I kept confusin' it with Gypsy Hill Park in Stan- Stanton. But yeah, Kid's Castle, that's what the playground was called. [camera pans to the right and abruptly cuts]
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