Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)

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This page is an archive of Kim Wilson's key posts about Chris on the online forum, Kiwi Farms, under the username LoveYouLongTime. Posts are sorted by date.

Emily and Kim Personas

13 September 2016[1]

In response to a user's comment, "You said he smells like rotten watermelon. Did you ever mention to him that he smells?":

Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "*STRESS SIGH* I do not smell bad!"

McDonalds Ban

23 March 2017[2]

In response to a user's comment, "@LoveYouLongTime mentioned that Chris got kicked out a McDonalds a few years ago. Was it the one Chris talked about in this post? Did he get banned from there?"

He was only temp banned. He was stealing news papers for his dogs to piss and shit on.

More on McDonalds Ban

25 March 2017[3]

In response to a user's comment, "Lol, was he stealing free papers or like the USA today copies they keep by the counter?":

Not the free newspapers, but the local newspaper that costs money. People would leave them behind after purchasing, reading through them, then leaving them behind when they left. I have a feeling that Chris loitered and creeped around longer than wanted and took the first opportunity when people got up to leave to snatch up the papers, which, you know, is fucking weird. Like, yeah, the papers left behind will be trashed but I'm sure if Chris wasn't, you know, himself, and asked the workers there if it was okay(with an explanation to explain the odd question), they would have been okay with it.

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