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Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his elderly parents, which inhibits him from wanting to work. He briefly held one job – two if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling debt, Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually live like a child – a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".

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