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Sarah Nicole Hammer (born 13 October 1982) was the girl next door for Chris from age two until around age ten, when he moved away, whom he apparently considered his closest friend. Chris met Sarah again when he returned to Ruckersville after finishing Manchester High School and entered Piedmont Virginia Community College. Although by 2005 Chris had come to regard Sarah as his best and closest friend, he seems to suggest that he hasn't had much contact with her since childhood.

As far as can be told, Chris has had no contact with Sarah since he came into the spotlight, and unlike Megan Schroeder, there aren't any trolls who know her IRL capable of updating us on her status. There's no evidence to suggest that Sarah has even seen the comics (other than the Life Shares booklet Chris gave her as a gift way back in 2003), or has any opinion on them. Needless to say, this is probably one of the best outcomes a person connected to Chris can receive.

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