Talk:Mailbag 26

I do not discriminate them as individual people

Welcome to the new cop-out phrase, on the same level as "Caring sweet personality". God, I hate Chris so much--Beat 04:52, 30 December 2009 (CET)

I smell the "Neo-Christian's Defense": I have nothing against him Per-Se, I just hate his Homosexuality. Typical hypocritical bull crap. Griffintown 05:15, 30 December 2009 (CET)

Well Whadda ya know

After countless e-mails from killers, Nazis, politicians, Fictional Characters and even Jesus Christ, Chris finally noticed that Steven King sent him an e-mail. I would congratulate him if it weren't for A) Him being a cunt about it, B) The ratio is still 100 to 1.--Sonichuistehcool 02:38, 31 December 2009 (CET)

I do like that fact that he refers to himself as lowly even if he was sarcastic.Magichan 06:50, 31 December 2009 (CET)

About the Simonla Thing

It seems that if a character is paired off in Sonichu, Chris will refuse to kill off that character. That's the only reason Layla and Megagi are still in the comic and why Jiggliami got the boot. Also I'm drowning in the irony of Chris calling Evan a monster. Magichan 06:50, 31 December 2009 (CET)

Please tell me this is Chris being stupid and not me

"Whereas, in real life, I still am single, with only one date that ended with a "I'm just not that into you", and lowest bed-play."

...Can someone please explain to me what "lowest bed-play" is supposed to mean? I get the feeling it means the same as "mass debating," but I'm not quite sure. --fabrosi 07:08, 31 December 2009 (CET)

I think "lowest bed-play" would be cuddling or holding in Chrisparlance. He's either referring to Meghan or his mom. Blegh. EnsignDisposable 07:42, 31 December 2009 (CET)

I would think of "Lowest Bed Play" as meaning some sort of sexual contact, pretty far removed from intercourse. Given that this is Chris, that's exceedingly unlikely. He's probably referring to the fat girl in that one photo series, and he probably tried to kiss her or some shit.--Beat 08:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)

"Lowest Bed-Play"... interesting term. Do it says that Chris sees any mark of affection coming from the opposite gender as a sexual relation to the nth degree? Sounds like stalking logic to me. Griffintown 08:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)