Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

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Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --Fearfulsymmetry 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him Shawths

  • He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --Anaconda 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
    • You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
      • You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). Griffintown 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Well

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the medallion or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -Ronichu 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

  • Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -Ronichu 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--Beat 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --Ronichu 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--Beat 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --Brofose 09:23, 5 May 2010
  • Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --BreadGod 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
For some reason i feel this video falls under chris and race. Maybe is him trying to sound "Gangsta", but either way its still creepy.J0haely 03:18, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3. If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. Thelieisacake 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

How come the first thing I noticed

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --Espanolic 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

  • The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--Ronichu 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
    • Me too. --BreadGod 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. Griffintown 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I remember back on /cwc/ where we had a discussion about Chris's weight and most people agreed that Chris couldn't get any fatter because his high metabolism prevents his body from gaining any more weight. This latest video has proven us all wrong. He has certainly gotten fatter since the last video, and his enormous manboobs are proof of that. --BreadGod 23:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Considering 1) he's nearing 30 and his metabolism should be bottoming out soon and 2) he can't "parkay" for more than 5 minutes without having a fucking heart attack, we can only expect him to get fatter and fatter. --DonB 19:20, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Performance style

this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.Basgon 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--Beat 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.Basgon 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
You could call it Comeuppence? It'd look like this >:). It could also be applied to other acts of smugness like when he got his copyright certificate or the rollin' & trollin' video. I have no idea how to make one or implement it however. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers Menth 20:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
Comeuppence sounds just fine, I'd like to see how it cums comes out.--Kei 23:14, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
I envision the name to be more like "Victorious" and the face to be more like ^_^ --Anonymax 23:26, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
Comeuppence is a CWCism though. Who's making it? I really have no idea how to do it otherwise I would. Menth 08:58, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
Yeah only it's a CWCism for semen, and I don't think Chris is cumming in these videos. --Anonymax 09:44, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
@Anonymax, he's clearly coming over these videos if not necessarily in them. I demand a new comeuppance category; the Liberal Democrats lost and I need cheering up. Menth 10:41, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
Maybe this could fall under reason, though comeuppance would be a good category name.J0haely 03:31, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Made it & applied it to a few videos. Fuck knows how, I have a masters in theatre which strictly makes me a retard at anything useful. Opinions? Template:Comeuppance.png Menth 07:10, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Art request

Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -Ronichu 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

  • I like you, good sir. -Ronichu 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Money

Did someone lose some today?--Robotnik 21:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Cable or WiFi?

Does Chris actually use the wifi, or does he connect his PS3 with a cable? He seemed to know what the part he removed did, which leads me to favour the former. It's still hilarious. -Ronichu 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

A quick view of the PS3stiality video seems to show a cable plugged in to the back of the console. It looks like an ethernet cable, but someone who actually owns a PSTriple might be more qualified to know if the position of the ethernet socket on the console matches the cable we see on the video. --Anonymax 23:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Given the fact that he knowingly states that he removed the wi-fi, I would venture a guess that he does indeed use a cable. Without being able to connect to his PSN, he can't impulse buy any more needless crap for his PS3. The real test will be weather he can remove the entire bug in his system ;) --SargentPickles 19:57, 5 May 2010 (EST)
Well I assumed that he uses a cable now, I was more trying to prove that he has always used a cable rather than just converting to using it now he has removed the Wi-Fi adapter. --Anonymax 00:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
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