Song for Jackie.MOV
Song for Jackie.MOV is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress Jackie, Chris dons Blackface and a towel on his head while "singing" to "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's ill-fated music career sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
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| Song For Jackie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music  Sex,  Niggos
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  The Trucker
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Transcript
'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
[starts 'singing' ] Once there was this boy who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was real tortured. But bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [hums]
Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. [mumbles next lines] A big, strong, very well, heavenly masked [???] Lov...elysoul! [???]
And those girl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy and girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!
[bounces and mimes fiddling] Ain't no stains on the fiddle! [???] Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! My son your day wa ha ho ho way a ho! [???] My son your day wa ha ho ho hey a ho! Ain't no stains on the fiddle! Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! Ain't no stains on the fiddle! Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! My son your day wa ha ho ho way a ho! My son your day wa ha ho ho hey a ho!
[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!