Calling Out
Calling Out refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube.
Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His glasses are also absent.
Calling Out "Tito" - Don
This video, also known as 101 2461, Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including Surfshack Tito (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.
Calling Out "Tito" - Don | |
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Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
Subject Matter | Comics, Rumors, Internet, Trolls |
Performance Style | Reason, Smug |
Saga | Surfshack Tito |
Shirt | The Happy Jack |
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Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right.
Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. Y'all should know me by now, if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.
Jerks camera around more.
And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, SURFSHACK TITO...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! **Turns camera towards his televison** And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph.
Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....
I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a LIVE VIDEO, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to..Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network at all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that. And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. **Pauses** And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.
But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would also like you to set me to send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long small, white envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALLL of the -cr-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done things things, I would like you, DON of MICHIGAN, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends ALONE. To be. For the rest of our lives. In peace. I leave that up to you Surrsshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu--in the near future of another troll I am well aware of. Thank you.
Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.
Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy | |
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Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls |
Performance Style | Reason, Smug |
Shirt | The Happy Jack |
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Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.
Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls |
Performance Style | Reason, Smug |
Shirt | The Happy Jack |
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I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August, 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.
So, each of you. Meet my demands before August 31, 2011.
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as shurshack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met, before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two, ind- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two, will each be trolled by your own trolls! And the police will catch up with you.
So, each of you, meet my demands before August 31st, 2011.
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