User:SJConrail22
I'm an aspiring railroad engineer and writer who managed to get sidetracked by Chris Chan's antics, albeit ten years behind schedule.
| Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
| Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane. |
| Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
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| Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as their savior. |
| JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
| Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
| The Simpsons Fan This user is a fan of The Simpsons and wishes Chris would take down that Marge poster. |
| STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |