PandaHalo

Chris' current official TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Lives in South-Australia. Definitely not a troll. Carrying Clyde Cash's child which Chris has promised to look after as his own.

Chris suspects that she died in the recent bushfires, not realising they are in an entirely different state. Nobody is willing to correct him.

I LOVE YOU, PANDA BEAR

Chris isn't totally stupid - if he finds true love, he wants it in writing