PandaHalo

“	Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you... But I look to a bright future where Julie and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more.	”
Chris, dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome.

Chris' current official EX TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. LivesD in South-Australia. Definitely not a troll.

Carrying Clyde Cash's child which Chris has promised to look after as his own.

Chris has now convinced himself that PandaHalo died in the 2009 Victorian bushfires, even though she lives over 1,000 kilometres away in South Australia.

I LOVE YOU, PANDA BEAR

Chris isn't totally stupid - if he finds true love, he wants it in writing (Note the bloody finger: using arterial blood!!!)