John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue

Not only does he butcher Gundam, Chris also drags Megan's family into his crap.

You would play as the guy on the right.

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“	Featuring....HEWLY ANIMATED SCENES	”
Back cover

John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue is another one of Chris's shitty game ideas, this time mixing in elements from his Sonichu comic series, Megan Schroeder's family, and the mecha animu franchise Mobile Suit Gundam. Not much is known about the game, like the rest of Chris' ideas, beyond the mock cover. Interestingly, this piece (according to the "copyright" data) was produced sometime in 2008, which suggests that it pre-dates the drama over Megan's discovery of ShecameforCWC.jpg.

The most notable aspect of this game is that someone other than Chris or Sonichu is the protagonist. Instead, it's John Schroeder, Megan's brother. The picture states that John is to pilot a custom-built Gundam (made from Lego or Pixelblocks, perhaps) to rescue Megan from Mary Lee Walsh and her "overgrown army", the Jerkops, Dr. Eggman, and some random units from the original anime series antagonists, the Principality of Zeon (most likely Zaku spam).

The title of the game is slightly odd, considering the back cover states it's John who's rescuing the sister; nothing indicates that John would have sisterly tendencies. Or, one could just assume this kind of weird linguistic slip-ups are to be expected.

The reverse side of the box makes reference to several "features":

• Hi-Res 3D Graphics!
• HEWLY animated scenes!
• Earn the right to play Chris-chan's Side of The Story! (because Chris refuses to create a game where he isn't featured)
• Help John Schroeder be a darn good Big Brother!

It is also set to feature Chris and Megan's voices (an unlikely prospect now, given the events surrounding ShecameforCWC.jpg).

It is more than likely that Chris copied most of this off from the cover to the PS2 game Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo, which is part of his game collection, but it's currently unknown at this time.

The game's cover indicates that it is rated T for Teen, suggesting that does not feature the same kind of HONEST content as Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.

The item number on the box is 8675309, referencing the song by Tommy Tutone and showing once again that Chris can't go for five seconds without ripping something off.

See also:

• Megan