Molvanîa
The Republic of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry") is a fictional nation where Julie hails from, as well as where Arjen Van Dierten's uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as American diplomats before the country imploded in January of 2009.
Showing his geography prowess, Chris believes it is somewhere near North Virginia and Germany.
Despite reading the Wikipedia article[citation needed] which clearly states it's a fictional country, and not being able to find it on a globe, Chris still insists Molvanîa is a TRUE and HONEST country. This is largely due to the fact that a troll sent a letter to Chris claiming that Molvanîa was a republic which attempted to break away from the real life country of Georgia, and that the book and wiki article were part of a smear campaign orchestrated by the Georgian government[citation needed].
Molvanîan expressions
- Ich bin schwul (pronounced: Eech bean shwool. Chris pronounces it: Eech bean shwuell) - "I love you" (which, coincidentally, happens to be German for "I am gay")
National anthem
Sung to the tune of "What A Feeling" from Flashdance. This may come in handy for Chris when he visits Julie's homeland and should be learned by all TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan fans.
PRIJATI I-VSE PROST! ZVET BRAGK LE SOSED NE |
We stand now vigorous and prosperous |
See also
- Kick the Autistic - the national sport of Molvanîa