By the book, Buy the book plus update
By the book, Buy the book plus update is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra Slow-in-the-minds today, tries to persuade us that his stamp album is worth $1,000, even without the value-adds promoted in a previous video. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous "deer in headlights" stare, Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.
In classic Chris fashion, he fucked up on one half of the title, spelling "buy" as "by" on the first "By the book" while getting it correct on the second "Buy the book". Alternatively, this may had been a failed attempt at a pun. "By the book" is an old American idiom meaning "Correctly" or "according to the rules", which of course — apart from sounding exactly the same — has nothing to do with Chris's following statement.
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| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 April 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Cwcville Shopping
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt | Rainbow Dash Face |
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Transcript
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Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, to talk a bit more about my very sentimental stamp album for beginners. Although it may be outdated, I want to assure y'all that y'all gettin' a good buy when you buy this book, and I can ass - which I can definitely verify.
First off, the ol' signature's printed that this thing's (?) reading my handwriting backwards, I mean this is my handwriting back-sincerely back from 1992, and definitely spells "Christopher" at first, but then I had changed my name around that time afterwards, and so I end up just adding, in pencil, just went from Christian to Christoph-from Christopher to Christian right there, I assure you that is me definitely. Me my own handwriting, I mean just-you can't do much better matching my handwriting in the past, compared to my handwriting out the present, ok?
So anyway, I show you the (?) a little bit, I previously picked out 10 UN stamp covers from the-from my father's collection, that I have not posted it onto eBay whatsoever. Anyway there's all the - and then I got some (?) to show random stamps, these little - these little envelopes right here they're going with that as well.
References
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