Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009
Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
In a bizarre aside, Chris acknowledges a recent revelation he made in #sonichu, concerning the incident involving the principal of his elementary school. He assures us that this information will not be used to turn him gay.
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January 21st, 2009 update.
I just wanted to, uh, let y'all kn--let y'all know in this update that, uh, in addition to my previous, uh, denouncing of the sonichu.net I am also--I am also--I have also denounced sonichu.info, since that got hacked into earlier this week back on--back about, uh--on the--around the--or on around the eighteenth of January, so as of the eighteenth I have denounced sonichu.info. But I promise every one of you, my loyal, true Sonichu fans--especially the Sonichu Girls...
And while I respect...men...in general, I HATE the homos. I actually do have a past story, as I have realized from repressed memories back from the Greene County days. But I will not go further than that 'cause y'all would have a field day...and try to twist it to your evil ways, so. I'm STRAIGHT and NOTHING is going to change that.
But now, getting back to the issue of hand, of Son--of the Sonichu site: Rest assured...[removes glasses]...a brand new sonichu.com will be the official Sonichu site. So...pay--so...keep an eye out. Keep an eye out.
Peace!