Challenge for Clyde

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10112009 is a video in which Chris calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.

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Greeegg.. Greg Mays. Clyde Cash. Whatever the Hell your real name is. You need to stop. Torturing. MY FRIENDS! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. YOU want to face ME. I-I know, you do. You come to me. I will fight you! I will, will CRUSH YOU! Y-you son of a bitch. I will beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last one of them! Rrrruggh. I am strongman. You do not want to mess with me. But you SHOULD come out and face me, instead of hiding behind your Goddamn mother's skirt. You are jest a coward, jest like every last damn stupid troll on the internet. AH'M CALLING YOU OUT, GREGG MAYS, CLYDE CASH! AH'M CALLIN YOU OUT! You know where I live! You come right on over, and we can settle this man to man. RARH! You wanna see how hard I'll punch ya? [picks up book] This is a good heavy book! [throws book] I will punch you so hard [bends over, picks up book again] And I will even let you give me a few punches! [punches self stupidly] That one's on the house, [punches self again] [punches self in stomach] You wanna - come on? You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch, you face me! [does some poorly executed "fighting moves" and roars] Come on, you son of a bitch, ah'm challenging you, come face me right now! Come face me, you son of a bitch! [holds index finger up to camera, calms down] [quietly] Come, face me. I'm waiting.