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==Scamper Chandler==
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[[Image:0723-Scamper.JPG|thumb|right|150px|Scamper Chandler]]
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Scamper Chandler, also referred to as '''Scampers''', is the second of [[Chris]]'s cat pentalogy
Scamper Chandler, also referred to as '''Scampers''', is the second of [[Chris]]'s cat pentalogy
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Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.
Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.
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==Lucy Chandler==
==Lucy Chandler==
[[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb|right|150px|Lucy Chandler]]
[[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb|right|170px|Lucy Chandler]]


The third cat of the Chandlers (Note [[Barbera Chandler|Barbera]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats).
The third cat of the Chandlers (Note [[Barbera Chandler|Barbera]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats).


Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows).
Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows).
Chris greets Lucy during a voice chat with [[Sarah May]], before [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] tells Christ to get off (before she goes off).
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Revision as of 14:28, 3 April 2009

Trolls and dudes of all teenagers love Desi Chandler.

Chris has several cats who shit all over the place and causes Chris to slip.




Desi Chandler

Desi Chandler.

The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnez (after Desi Arnez, one of two cats named after the stars of "I Love Lucy", one of Chris's favorite TV shows).

Not much is known about Desi other than she's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among CWCki editors and trolls, Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers.

Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their Cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably in the AIM chat with Vivian Gee. This adds further notion (along with Bob's refusal to wash himself and the stench of Chris's dirty crapped briefs) that their family is incredibly unhygienic.

Suffice to say that Chris vastly preferred his dog as a pet.

Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's future message.


Scamper Chandler

Scamper Chandler

Scamper Chandler, also referred to as Scampers, is the second of Chris's cat pentalogy

Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat.

Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.




Lucy Chandler

Lucy Chandler

The third cat of the Chandlers (Note Barbera is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats).

Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows).

Chris greets Lucy during a voice chat with Sarah May, before Barb tells Christ to get off (before she goes off).





Skittles Chandler

Skittles Chandler

The fourth known cat of the Chandlers. Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it is one of the Chandler's as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles.

Well, either that or Chris being the fat cunt that he is named it after his favorite candy, (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character).



Kitty Chandler

Kitty Chandler

Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy.

Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty".

Kitty made an appearance in Chris's tour of his house.