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Hello everyone far and near.
I have something you want to hear.
So please use your ears before I disappear.
Let's make something clear before we start.
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We're all about to take part in a new event segment.
Which will invent what you call a cement.
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent.
[Chris: Just keep reading.]
I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
Christine has been hellbent on being a parent.
So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant.
I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant.
There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother.
There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go.
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo.
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau.
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope.
Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process.
More or less it's still a work in progress.
I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.
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Revision as of 07:42, 4 April 2019

On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler.

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Hello everyone far and near. I have something you want to hear. So please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart. We're all about to take part in a new event segment. Which will invent what you call a cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent. [Chris: Just keep reading.] I am that supplement to a lesser extent. Christine has been hellbent on being a parent. So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant. I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant. There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother. There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go. Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo. There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope. Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.

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