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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
  1.
       Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
       Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
  2.
       * Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
       * Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
  3.
       * Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
       * Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
  4.
       SERIOUSLY�'
       SERIOUSLY�'
  5.
       * Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
       * Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
  6.
       22:29:56
       22:29:56
  7.
       * Ganondorf has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * Ganondorf has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  8.
       * Ganondorf sets mode: +o Ganondorf
       * Ganondorf sets mode: +o Ganondorf
  9.
       * Ganondorf sets mode: +o vivitheg
       * Ganondorf sets mode: +o vivitheg
  10.
       * Looking up vivitheg user info...
       * Looking up vivitheg user info...
  11.
       * Looking up Ganondorf user info...
       * Looking up Ganondorf user info...
  12.
       * Luna has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * Luna has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  13.
       * Luna is now known as Guest6138
       * Luna is now known as Guest6138
  14.
       * Guest6138 is now known as Pudding
       * Guest6138 is now known as Pudding
  15.
       * Pudding is now known as Lila
       * Pudding is now known as Lila
  16.
       * GeckoMantis has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * GeckoMantis has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  17.
       * Lila is now known as Sabrina
       * Lila is now known as Sabrina
  18.
       * Sabrina is now known as Serena
       * Sabrina is now known as Serena
  19.
       <Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
       <Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
  20.
       * Serena is now known as Stella
       * Serena is now known as Stella
  21.
       * Stella is now known as Ruby
       * Stella is now known as Ruby
  22.
       <Ruby> lets PARTY
       <Ruby> lets PARTY
  23.
       * champthom has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * champthom has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  24.
       * champthom is now known as NumberTwo
       * champthom is now known as NumberTwo
  25.
       * Awesome_Sauce has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * Awesome_Sauce has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  26.
       <NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!!
       <NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!!
  27.
       * Awesome_Sauce is now known as NickDunbar
       * Awesome_Sauce is now known as NickDunbar
  28.
       * Retrieving #trolltrain4andhalf modes...
       * Retrieving #trolltrain4andhalf modes...
  29.
       <NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff
       <NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff
  30.
       * vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
       * vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
  31.
       * Looking up GeckoMantis user info...
       * Looking up GeckoMantis user info...
  32.
       * Looking up vivitheg user info...
       * Looking up vivitheg user info...
  33.
       <NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be
       <NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be
  34.
         sedated.
         sedated.
  35.
       <NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be
       <NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be
  36.
         sedated.
         sedated.
  37.
       * vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
       * vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
  38.
       <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
       <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
  39.
 
       <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
       <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
  40.
       <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
       <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
  41.
       * Sonichu has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * Sonichu has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  42.
       * Sonichu has left #trolltrain4andhalf
       * Sonichu has left #trolltrain4andhalf
  43.
       <NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
       <NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
  44.
       <vivitheg> What was that?
       <vivitheg> What was that?
  45.
       * SonichuClone has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * SonichuClone has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
  46.
       * Looking up SonichuClone user info...
       * Looking up SonichuClone user info...
  47.
       <Ruby> Herro
       <Ruby> Herro
  48.
       <vivitheg> Who are you?
       <vivitheg> Who are you?
  49.
       <SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill.
       <SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill.
  50.
       <Ruby> Bill WHO
       <Ruby> Bill WHO
  51.
       <SonichuClone> Bill Riley
       <SonichuClone> Bill Riley
  52.
       <vivitheg> Bill o reilly?
       <vivitheg> Bill o reilly?
  53.
       <SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley
       <SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley
  54.
       <Ruby> lol
       <Ruby> lol
  55.
       <NumberTwo> Fair enough...
       <NumberTwo> Fair enough...
  56.
       <Ruby> where r u from?
       <Ruby> where r u from?
  57.
       <vivitheg> Who invited you?
       <vivitheg> Who invited you?
  58.
       <Ruby> asl?
       <Ruby> asl?
  59.
       <SonichuClone> I live in Maryland.
       <SonichuClone> I live in Maryland.
  60.
       <vivitheg> This is invitation only
       <vivitheg> This is invitation only
  61.
       <NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY!
       <NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY!
  62.
       <Ruby> A/S/L?
       <Ruby> A/S/L?
  63.
       <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
       <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
  64.
       <SonichuClone> Thadius
       <SonichuClone> Thadius
  65.
       <Ruby> shut up guys he might be hot
       <Ruby> shut up guys he might be hot
  66.
       <vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome
       <vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome
  67.
       <vivitheg> lol
       <vivitheg> lol
  68.
       <Ruby> lol
       <Ruby> lol
  69.
       <SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies.  :)
       <SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies.  :)
  70.
       <vivitheg> You got a picture?
       <vivitheg> You got a picture?
  71.
       <Ruby> Mmm how big?
       <Ruby> Mmm how big?
  72.
       <vivitheg> PICTURE!
       <vivitheg> PICTURE!
  73.
       <vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE!
       <vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE!
  74.
       <Ruby> pics or gtfo
       <Ruby> pics or gtfo
  75.
       <Ruby> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
       <Ruby> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
  76.
       <SonichuClone> Okay, hang on.  I gotta look it up on this
       <SonichuClone> Okay, hang on.  I gotta look it up on this
  77.
         computer.
         computer.
  78.
       <SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take.
       <SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take.
  79.
       <Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
       <Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
  80.
       <Ruby> Eh
       <Ruby> Eh
  81.
       <vivitheg> shut up ganon
       <vivitheg> shut up ganon
  82.
       <NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION
       <NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION
  83.
       <Ruby> Ball size?
       <Ruby> Ball size?
  84.
       <SonichuClone> I don't play that game.
       <SonichuClone> I don't play that game.
  85.
       <Ruby> How big is the sack?
       <Ruby> How big is the sack?
  86.
       <vivitheg> SHUT UP
       <vivitheg> SHUT UP
  87.
       <vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
       <vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
  88.
       <vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
       <vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
  89.
       <SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater.
       <SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater.
  90.
       <vivitheg> hot
       <vivitheg> hot
  91.
       <SonichuClone> let me find my pic.
       <SonichuClone> let me find my pic.
  92.
       <Ruby> thats a small sack, bucko
       <Ruby> thats a small sack, bucko
  93.
       <vivitheg> so small is good
       <vivitheg> so small is good
  94.
       <vivitheg> well imo
       <vivitheg> well imo
  95.
       <SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
       <SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
  96.
       <Ruby> hmmm
       <Ruby> hmmm
  97.
       <vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15
       <vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15
  98.
         minutes
         minutes
  99.
       <Ruby> know how to use it?
       <Ruby> know how to use it?
100.
       <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that.
       <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that.
101.
       <vivitheg> okay
       <vivitheg> okay
102.
       <vivitheg> well just stick around
       <vivitheg> well just stick around
103.
       <vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
       <vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
104.
       <SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that
       <SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that
105.
         Chris Chan for MONTHS.
         Chris Chan for MONTHS.
106.
       <Ruby> ME TOO
       <Ruby> ME TOO
107.
       <vivitheg> eh
       <vivitheg> eh
108.
       <Ruby> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
       <Ruby> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
109.
       <Ruby> I h8t small cocks
       <Ruby> I h8t small cocks
110.
       <vivitheg> lol
       <vivitheg> lol
111.
       <Ruby> So, I troll him.
       <Ruby> So, I troll him.
112.
       <vivitheg> of course you do sweetie
       <vivitheg> of course you do sweetie
113.
       <vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
       <vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
114.
       <Ruby> ;)
       <Ruby> ;)
115.
       <Ruby> we can share this new cowboy vivi
       <Ruby> we can share this new cowboy vivi
116.
       <SonichuClone> I hear that.
       <SonichuClone> I hear that.
117.
    <vivitheg> of course ruby
      <vivitheg> of course ruby
118.
       <Ruby> Double dip, twist!
       <Ruby> Double dip, twist!
119.
       <SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share
       <SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share
120.
         it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
         it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
121.
       <Ruby> tinypic.com
       <Ruby> tinypic.com
122.
       <vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack
       <vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack
123.
       <Ruby> upload there
       <Ruby> upload there
124.
       <vivitheg> or tinypic wherever
       <vivitheg> or tinypic wherever
125.
       <SonichuClone> cool.
       <SonichuClone> cool.
126.
       <vivitheg> SQUEE
       <vivitheg> SQUEE
127.
       <vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT
       <vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT
128.
       * GeckoMantis is now known as TheRealCapnCrunch
       * GeckoMantis is now known as TheRealCapnCrunch
129.
       <Ruby> mmmmm
       <Ruby> mmmmm
130.
       * JackThadeus has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
       * JackThadeus has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
131.
       <vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK
       <vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK
132.
       <JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls
       <JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls
133.
       <Ruby> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
       <Ruby> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
134.
       <NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
       <NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
135.
       <Ruby> I'm so wet right now
       <Ruby> I'm so wet right now
136.
       * vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus
       * vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus
137.
       <Ruby> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
       <Ruby> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
138.
       <SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
       <SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
139.
       <Ruby> i have it set on vibrate..........
       <Ruby> i have it set on vibrate..........
140.
       <SonichuClone> LOL!  :)
       <SonichuClone> LOL!  :)
141.
       <vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old
       <vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old
142.
       <vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
       <vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
143.
       <vivitheg> DONTCHA!?
       <vivitheg> DONTCHA!?
144.
       <SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
       <SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
145.
       <Ruby> mmmm
       <Ruby> mmmm
146.
       <vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that
       <vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that
147.
       <SonichuClone> I get that a lot.  ;)
       <SonichuClone> I get that a lot.  ;)
148.
       <Ruby> looks like a soap opera star
       <Ruby> looks like a soap opera star
149.
       <Ruby> I can dig it
       <Ruby> I can dig it
150.
       <JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
       <JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
151.
       <vivitheg> oh jack you
       <vivitheg> oh jack you
152.
       <Ruby> lolol
       <Ruby> lolol
153.
       <JackThadeus> awesome boy porn
       <JackThadeus> awesome boy porn
154.
       <Ruby> mmmmm shota
       <Ruby> mmmmm shota
155.
       <Ruby> fap fap
       <Ruby> fap fap
156.
       <JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys?
       <JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys?
157.
       <vivitheg> delicious
       <vivitheg> delicious
158.
       <Ruby> plz
       <Ruby> plz
159.
       <JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
       <JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
160.
       <vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
       <vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
161.
       <TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back
       <TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back
162.
         the meeting start yet
         the meeting start yet
163.
       <vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
       <vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
164.
       <NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn
       <NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn
165.
       <Ruby> Wheres cowboy?
       <Ruby> Wheres cowboy?
166.
       <Ruby> Bill, hello
       <Ruby> Bill, hello
167.
       <JackThadeus> Ok people
       <JackThadeus> Ok people
168.
       <vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF
       <vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF
169.
         THIS JACK
         THIS JACK
170.
       <Ruby> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about
       <Ruby> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about
171.
         to get fucked by Bill.
         to get fucked by Bill.
172.
       <JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to
       <JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to
173.
         follow the demands?
         follow the demands?
174.
       <vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh
       <vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh
175.
       <vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit.
       <vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit.
176.
       <JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here
       <JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here
177.
       <JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything.
       <JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything.
178.
       <Ruby> ikr where the fuck is she
       <Ruby> ikr where the fuck is she
179.
       <vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
       <vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
180.
       <Ruby> lolol
       <Ruby> lolol
181.
       <JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice
       <JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice
182.
       <vivitheg> and cocaine
       <vivitheg> and cocaine
183.
       <JackThadeus> & Jamal
       <JackThadeus> & Jamal
184.
       <vivitheg> and cocaine
       <vivitheg> and cocaine
185.
       <Ruby> and the rest of the jackson five
       <Ruby> and the rest of the jackson five
186.
       <Ruby> slut
       <Ruby> slut
187.
      <vivitheg> do ho ho ho
      <vivitheg> do ho ho ho
188.
       <vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy
       <vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy
189.
       <vivitheg> you know what's going down?
       <vivitheg> you know what's going down?
190.
       * Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout
       * Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout
191.
       <SonichuClone> :D
       <SonichuClone> :D
192.
       <JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
       <JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
193.
       <Ruby> Took you long enough
       <Ruby> Took you long enough
194.
       <vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
       <vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
195.
       <Ruby> lol yeah
       <Ruby> lol yeah
196.
       <JackThadeus> and ruin their sells
       <JackThadeus> and ruin their sells
197.
       <vivitheg> we need to end the console wars
       <vivitheg> we need to end the console wars
198.
       <vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO
       <vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO
199.
       <Ruby> Hot huh, Bill?
       <Ruby> Hot huh, Bill?
200.
       <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
       <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
201.
       <vivitheg> okay i'm banning you
       <vivitheg> okay i'm banning you
202.
       * vivitheg sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis
       * vivitheg sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis
203.
       * Timer 1 activated
       * Timer 1 activated
204.
       <Ruby> HAHAHAH
       <Ruby> HAHAHAH
205.
       * Timer 1 halted
       * Timer 1 halted
206.
       * TheRealCapnCrunch was kicked by vivitheg (fuck you�)
       * TheRealCapnCrunch was kicked by vivitheg (fuck you�)
207.
       <Ruby> what a small cock
       <Ruby> what a small cock
208.
       <NickDunbar> So clueless
       <NickDunbar> So clueless
209.
       * vivitheg sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis
       * vivitheg sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis
210.
       <vivitheg> ugh so stupid
       <vivitheg> ugh so stupid
211.
       <JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the
       <JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the
  212.
  212.

Revision as of 15:25, 2 October 2009

On 22 July 2009, Chris made his first appearance on IRC in months, entering what he believed to be a secret "troll" chat under a "troll alias" (though he forgot that his hostname said he was still ChrisChanSonichu, lol) of "SonichuClone."

Notably disturbing is "SonichuClone" (Chris) tried to persuade the trolls to get Chris to rape Rocky as a ways of trolling him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his virginity with Rocky and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

Also, as always, Chris fails, this time by failing to go incognito.

Transcript

     Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
     * Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
     * Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
     SERIOUSLY�'
     * Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
     22:29:56
     * Ganondorf has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
     * Ganondorf sets mode: +o Ganondorf
     * Ganondorf sets mode: +o vivitheg
     * Looking up vivitheg user info...
     * Looking up Ganondorf user info...
     * Luna has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
     * Luna is now known as Guest6138
     * Guest6138 is now known as Pudding
     * Pudding is now known as Lila
     * GeckoMantis has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
     * Lila is now known as Sabrina
     * Sabrina is now known as Serena
     <Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
     * Serena is now known as Stella
     * Stella is now known as Ruby
      lets PARTY
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     <NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!!
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     <NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff
     * vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
     * Looking up GeckoMantis user info...
     * Looking up vivitheg user info...
     <NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be
       sedated.
     <NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be
       sedated.
     * vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'
     <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
     <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
     <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
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     <NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
     <vivitheg> What was that?
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     * Looking up SonichuClone user info...
      Herro
     <vivitheg> Who are you?
     <SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill.
      Bill WHO
     <SonichuClone> Bill Riley
     <vivitheg> Bill o reilly?
     <SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley
      lol
     <NumberTwo> Fair enough...
      where r u from?
     <vivitheg> Who invited you?
      asl?
     <SonichuClone> I live in Maryland.
     <vivitheg> This is invitation only
     <NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY!
      A/S/L?
     <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
     <SonichuClone> Thadius
      shut up guys he might be hot
     <vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome
     <vivitheg> lol
      lol
     <SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies.  :)
     <vivitheg> You got a picture?
      Mmm how big?
     <vivitheg> PICTURE!
     <vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE!
      pics or gtfo
      Whats ur cock size, Partner?
     <SonichuClone> Okay, hang on.  I gotta look it up on this
       computer.
     <SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take.
     <Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
      Eh
     <vivitheg> shut up ganon
     <NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION
      Ball size?
     <SonichuClone> I don't play that game.
      How big is the sack?
     <vivitheg> SHUT UP
     <vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
     <vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
     <SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater.
     <vivitheg> hot
     <SonichuClone> let me find my pic.
      thats a small sack, bucko
     <vivitheg> so small is good
     <vivitheg> well imo
     <SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
      hmmm
     <vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15
       minutes
      know how to use it?
     <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that.
     <vivitheg> okay
     <vivitheg> well just stick around
     <vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
     <SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that
       Chris Chan for MONTHS.
      ME TOO
     <vivitheg> eh
      I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
      I h8t small cocks
     <vivitheg> lol
      So, I troll him.
     <vivitheg> of course you do sweetie
     <vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
      ;)
      we can share this new cowboy vivi
     <SonichuClone> I hear that.
    <vivitheg> of course ruby
      Double dip, twist!
     <SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share
       it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
      tinypic.com
     <vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack
      upload there
     <vivitheg> or tinypic wherever
     <SonichuClone> cool.
     <vivitheg> SQUEE
     <vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT
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      mmmmm
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     <vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK
     <JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls
      Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
     <NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
      I'm so wet right now
     * vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus
      I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
     <SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
      i have it set on vibrate..........
     <SonichuClone> LOL!  :)
     <vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old
     <vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
     <vivitheg> DONTCHA!?
     <SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
      mmmm
     <vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that
     <SonichuClone> I get that a lot.  ;)
      looks like a soap opera star
      I can dig it
     <JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
     <vivitheg> oh jack you
      lolol
     <JackThadeus> awesome boy porn
      mmmmm shota
      fap fap
     <JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys?
     <vivitheg> delicious
      plz
     <JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
     <vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
     <TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back
       the meeting start yet
     <vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
     <NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn
      Wheres cowboy?
      Bill, hello
     <JackThadeus> Ok people
     <vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF
       THIS JACK
      damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about
       to get fucked by Bill.
     <JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to
       follow the demands?
     <vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh
     <vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit.
     <JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here
     <JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything.
      ikr where the fuck is she
     <vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
      lolol
     <JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice
     <vivitheg> and cocaine
     <JackThadeus> & Jamal
     <vivitheg> and cocaine
      and the rest of the jackson five
      slut
      <vivitheg> do ho ho ho
     <vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy
     <vivitheg> you know what's going down?
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     <SonichuClone> :D
     <JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
      Took you long enough
     <vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
      lol yeah
     <JackThadeus> and ruin their sells
     <vivitheg> we need to end the console wars
     <vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO
      Hot huh, Bill?
     <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
     <vivitheg> okay i'm banning you
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     * Timer 1 activated
      HAHAHAH
     * Timer 1 halted
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      what a small cock
     <NickDunbar> So clueless
     * vivitheg sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis
     <vivitheg> ugh so stupid
     <JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the
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       shit out of the ps3 console.
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     <vivitheg> so naive
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      yeah
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      a guy with a big cock would do it
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      and women would suck that shit
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      they'd eat all dat cum
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     <vivitheg> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK
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       EHHHHHHHHHHH
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     <vivitheg> HEH
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     <JackThadeus> Plus anything would be better than seeing
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       that crappy white console being humped
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     <vivitheg> shit son.
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      yeah
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     <JackThadeus> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
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     <vivitheg> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
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     <NickDunbar> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
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     <NumberTwo> I do not know, why?
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      Yeah why
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     <NickDunbar> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees
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       and walk away
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     <vivitheg> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn
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       permanently right if he doesn't agree?
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     <NumberTwo> LOLOLOLOLOL
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     <FireBurnt> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
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     <vivitheg> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
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     <JackThadeus> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the
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       console and wanna turn to go away
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     <JackThadeus> amirite?
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     <vivitheg> ugh jack listen to me
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     <FireBurnt> yeah
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     <JackThadeus> Yes My 2nd
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     <vivitheg> oh okay good
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      You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
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     <vivitheg> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
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     <vivitheg> can i do it?
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      Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of
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       '06
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     <JackThadeus> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
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     <JackThadeus> that is when i'll consider it
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      right.
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     <JackThadeus> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned
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       at the process
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     <vivitheg> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
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      If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick
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       pussy
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     <vivitheg> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole
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       thing?
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     <JackThadeus> I have an extra console in my person for the
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       situation to happen.
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      kewl
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      SonichuClone
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     <vivitheg> yo cowboy
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     <vivitheg> pay attention bro
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     <FireBurnt> you there?
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     <SonichuClone> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan;
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       what's next for the r-tard
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     <SonichuClone> ?
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      lol
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     <vivitheg> lol
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     <NumberTwo> lol
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      whadya mean, newbie?
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     <JackThadeus> why you gotta censore?
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     <SonichuClone> I ain't censorin'
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     <vivitheg> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
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      better not be
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     <JackThadeus> r-tard*
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     <SonichuClone> he's a motherfuckin retard
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     <vivitheg> that's what we wanted to know
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     <The_C_Man> Sounds pretty solid
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     <JackThadeus> ok then
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     <JackThadeus> the big plan
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     <SonichuClone> I LOATHE the 360.  Damn Red Ring
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     <FireBurnt> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
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      yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if
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       he doesnt do this
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     <vivitheg> yeah, fuck the 360
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     <SonichuClone> YES
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     <vivitheg> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
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     <vivitheg> what do you think about the wii?
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      agreed, I like Animal Crossing
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      It's cute.
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     <JackThadeus> You ever played any 360 games?
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     <SonichuClone> it's alright; I've only checked it in a
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       store demo.
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     <JackThadeus> Sonichuclone, aren't they terrible?
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     <FireBurnt> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but
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       they're doing that by themselves
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     <vivitheg> do ho ho ho ho
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     <The_C_Man> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
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      you so black C WOMAN
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     <SonichuClone> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
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     <vivitheg> of course
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     <vivitheg> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
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     <vivitheg> heh amirite?
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     <NumberTwo> lol
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     <JackThadeus> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
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      lol
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     <NumberTwo> VERY
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      lol ZING
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     <The_C_Man> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
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     <JackThadeus> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like
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       Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
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     <NumberTwo> lol
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     <vivitheg> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
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     <vivitheg> you know jack obviously
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     <vivitheg> leader of us all
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     <vivitheg> And I'm Vivian Gee
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     <The_C_Man> Man, dat sum homo shit
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     <vivitheg> nice to meet ya
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     <NickDunbar> D'oh ho ho
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     <JackThadeus> greetings
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     <SonichuClone> HAIL Jack!  :)
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     <JackThadeus> :D
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     <vivitheg> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
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      I'm Ruby Serenity Minge
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     <vivitheg> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
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     <JackThadeus> Now Sonichuclone
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      yeah he burnt his dick off
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     <SonichuClone> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it
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       you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
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     <JackThadeus> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of
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       hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
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     <JackThadeus> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
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     <JackThadeus> ?*
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     <SonichuClone> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I
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       trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take
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       down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
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     <SonichuClone> *bastard
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     <JackThadeus> ok
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     <JackThadeus> On psn
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     <JackThadeus> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the
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       psn
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     <JackThadeus> Chris has been banned 2 times now
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     <SonichuClone> You know what we should do, we should make
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       him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and
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       film it.
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     <SonichuClone> *have him film it.
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     <JackThadeus> Which Counselor?
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      lol why?
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      Explain.
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     <SonichuClone> the counsoler he sees weekly
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     <The_C_Man> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
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     <JackThadeus> don't know
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     <vivitheg> uhhhh is her name julia?
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     <JackThadeus> don't care
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      EXPLAIN
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     <JackThadeus> listen
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     <SonichuClone> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I
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       recall.
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     <JackThadeus> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
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      OH YEAH Rocky
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     <JackThadeus> the 3rd will console bann him for good
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     <SonichuClone> That's it.
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     <JackThadeus> yes
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     <JackThadeus> If he wants to complain
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     <JackThadeus> then he will have to hang himself in the
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       process
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     <SonichuClone> hells yeah!
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     <vivitheg> lol like he told sam right?
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     <JackThadeus> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head
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       he has no choice but to comply
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      Where IS Sam
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     <vivitheg> probably cocaine...ing.
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     <JackThadeus> but I do intend on following my end of the
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       bargain
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      She needs to be off the case if shes doing this
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       shit...
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     <JackThadeus> That much I promised him.
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     <vivitheg> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and
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       PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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     <vivitheg> WOO.
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     <SonichuClone> YES!
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      You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
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     <vivitheg> (when he doesn't)
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     <JackThadeus> I know...
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      So honest...
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     <The_C_Man> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
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      And humble...
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      Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
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      he's such a retard
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     <SonichuClone> DUDE!
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      lol ik
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      SonichuClone, you ready to be face sat?
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     <JackThadeus> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call
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       psn and report the both of us.
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     <vivitheg> shut up ruby
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      lol
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     <vivitheg> you always gotta ask that
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     <JackThadeus> The video much be within 8 minutes of him
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       begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself
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       upon his console.
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     <vivitheg> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
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      Jack, you are like an electrode
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     <vivitheg> that way we have something to hang over the
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       head of 360 fans
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     <vivitheg> they have nothing
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     <vivitheg> we have chris
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     <vivitheg> yawn, i'm sleepy
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     <JackThadeus> So what did you think of clyde, my former
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       lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
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      we need some pep
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     <vivitheg> i liked cowboy better
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     <JackThadeus> w/e proceed please.
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     <SonichuClone> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our
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       conversations.
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     <SonichuClone> and smokin weed too.  :)
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     <The_Mistress> Hello everyone.
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     <Nigafingaonnatrigga> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo
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       talk about
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      lol
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     <SonichuClone> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
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     <vivitheg> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
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     <vivitheg> anyway jack continue
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     <The_Mistress> Oh really?
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     <JackThadeus> What have you conversed with clyde about
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       awhile back?
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     <JackThadeus> i'm blurry on the details
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     <JackThadeus> never told me while we were in bed/smoking
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       weed.
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     <NigaTriggaFinga> Weed iz da BOMB
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      I love Soul Calibur
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      I am Talim
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     <SonichuClone> Shit about Chris, and whatnot.  Yeah, this
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       was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
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     <SonichuClone> I like the picture he shared on the net to
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       deceive the retard.
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     <JackThadeus> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what
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       would you do?
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     <SonichuClone> really off-the charts.
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     <SonichuClone> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself
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       upon one of his surperiors.
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     <JackThadeus> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
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     <SonichuClone> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how
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       REALLY SMALL he is.
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     <SonichuClone> :)
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     <JackThadeus> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her
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       Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
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     <SonichuClone> DAMN!
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     <SonichuClone> how much did that bitch have?
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     <vivitheg> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
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     <vivitheg> lol
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      Yeah she was so desperate
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     <JackThadeus> Her dad found out about she called him
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     <JackThadeus> are you talking about money?
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      lol
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     <JackThadeus> she had no money'.
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      She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see
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       him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
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     <JackThadeus> *crooked cock
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      hahaha
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      ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll!
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       The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now
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       she's dead cos of him.
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     <SonichuClone> Supposing the retard does not come through,
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       and is all like I don't care anymore.  Then what would
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       be next for you on him?
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     <JackThadeus> Then I will spend the remaining money on his
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       psn accounts.
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     <SonichuClone> How much does he have?
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     <JackThadeus> and then call the psn
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     <JackThadeus> since i know a friend in the office that can
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       ban him.
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     <JackThadeus> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
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     <JackThadeus> after the ban commences
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     <vivitheg> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE
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       US DOLLAR BRICK
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      No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose
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       everything.
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     <SonichuClone> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban
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       him forever and like weeks later, then what?
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     <JackThadeus> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for
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       THAT moment.
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     <SonichuClone> Do tell.
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     <JackThadeus> I have a brother
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     <JackThadeus> who works at that NBC station in
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       Charlotsville
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     <SonichuClone> go on.
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     <SonichuClone> or are you just going to expose him for the
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       bad shit on the internet?
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     <JackThadeus> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news
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       reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
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     <JackThadeus> on how much of a internet slob he is.
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      lol yeah
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     <JackThadeus> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
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     <JackThadeus> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from
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       he start >>)
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     <SonichuClone> I hear that.
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     <JackThadeus> just like what I did with the radio stations
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     <SonichuClone> radio?
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     <SonichuClone> what happened?
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     <JackThadeus> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
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     <JackThadeus> there were like 6 or 7 of them
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     <JackThadeus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8
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       this for starters
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     <SonichuClone> Awesome!  :D
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     <JackThadeus> And here is the thing IF chris were to
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       follow our demands.
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     <SonichuClone> did you do any of these others on this list
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       here?
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     <SonichuClone> oh?
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     <vivitheg> we have a new plan.
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     <JackThadeus> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will
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       follow my end of the deal.
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      We did all.
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     <vivitheg> it's a glorious plan
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     <JackThadeus> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez
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       guy that knows Chris.
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     <vivitheg> that guy's a faggot
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      yeah he's a mexican
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      sorry
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      *mexiCANT
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     <JackThadeus> & then Chris Crocker after him.
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     <SonichuClone> who?
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      a faggoo
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     <SonichuClone> never heard of Crocker
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     <JackThadeus> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal
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       the psp from Chris.
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      lol how can you not know who Crocker is,
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       SonichClone?
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     <vivitheg> jesus lay off the alcohol
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     <SonichuClone> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6
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       feet under.  :D
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      what?
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     <JackThadeus> heh
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     <vivitheg> 6 feet under?
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     <vivitheg> what
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     <SonichuClone> Jack gets me.
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      lol
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     <SonichuClone> Drunk, Vivi
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     <JackThadeus> sorry too much to drink.
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      What the fuck u talking about
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     <vivitheg> oh, i bet it's an injoke
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     <vivitheg> or something
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     <SonichuClone> yeah, an inside drunk joke.  :D
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     <NigaTriggaFinga> Shit man, dat's crazy.
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     <vivitheg> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
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     <JackThadeus> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka
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       Julie.
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     <vivitheg> where the fuck has he been
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      lol yeah chris sux his cock
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     <JackThadeus> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
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     <vivitheg> really? fuckin christ
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     <JackThadeus> I had to finish him off.
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     <vivitheg> gasp
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     <JackThadeus> So does anyone know how far chris will
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       finish his music video?
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     <vivitheg> where's your damn friend jack
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     <vivitheg> why did he leave
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     <vivitheg> i wanted a pic of his dick
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     <NickDunbar> Hm
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     <Minovsky> chris wants to do rocky
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     <Minovsky> he wants to do her hard
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