IRC (23 July 2009)

On 23 July 2009, Chris made his first appearance on IRC in months, entering what he believed to be a secret "troll" chat under a "troll alias" (though he forgot that his hostname said he was still ChrisChanSonichu, lol) of "SonichuClone."

Notably disturbing is "SonichuClone" (Chris) tried to persuade the trolls to get Chris to rape Rocky as a ways of trolling him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his virginity with Rocky and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

Also, as always, Chris fails, this time by failing to go incognito.

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• Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22

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<Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE

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lets PARTY

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<NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!!

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<NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff

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<NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna besedated. <NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.

• vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'

<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR! <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR! <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!

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<NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN... <vivitheg> What was that?

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Herro <vivitheg> Who are you? <SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill. Bill WHO <SonichuClone> Bill Riley <vivitheg> Bill o reilly? <SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley lol <NumberTwo> Fair enough... where r u from? <vivitheg> Who invited you? asl? <SonichuClone> I live in Maryland. <vivitheg> This is invitation only <NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY! A/S/L? <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius. <SonichuClone> Thadius shut up guys he might be hot <vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome <vivitheg> lol lol <SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies.  :) <vivitheg> You got a picture? Mmm how big? <vivitheg> PICTURE! <vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE! pics or gtfo Whats ur cock size, Partner? <SonichuClone> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer. <SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take. <Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE Eh <vivitheg> shut up ganon <NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION Ball size? <SonichuClone> I don't play that game. How big is the sack? <vivitheg> SHUT UP <vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID <vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY <SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater. <vivitheg> hot <SonichuClone> let me find my pic. thats a small sack, bucko <vivitheg> so small is good <vivitheg> well imo <SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM hmmm <vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes know how to use it? <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that. <vivitheg> okay <vivitheg> well just stick around <vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE! <SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS. ME TOO <vivitheg> eh I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small I h8t small cocks <vivitheg> lol So, I troll him. <vivitheg> of course you do sweetie <vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO  ;) we can share this new cowboy vivi <SonichuClone> I hear that. <vivitheg> of course ruby Double dip, twist! <SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link? tinypic.com <vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack upload there <vivitheg> or tinypic wherever <SonichuClone> cool. <vivitheg> SQUEE <vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT

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mmmmm

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<vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK <JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv? <NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK. I'm so wet right now

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I'm masterbating with my playstation controller <SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3 i have it set on vibrate.......... <SonichuClone> LOL!  :) <vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old <vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE <vivitheg> DONTCHA!? <SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30 mmmm <vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that <SonichuClone> I get that a lot.  ;) looks like a soap opera star I can dig it <JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico? <vivitheg> oh jack you lolol <JackThadeus> awesome boy porn mmmmm shota fap fap <JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys? <vivitheg> delicious plz <JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done <vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack <TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet <vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU <NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn Wheres cowboy? Bill, hello <JackThadeus> Ok people <vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill. <JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands? <vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh <vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit. <JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here <JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything. ikr where the fuck is she <vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol lolol <JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice <vivitheg> and cocaine <JackThadeus> & Jamal <vivitheg> and cocaine and the rest of the jackson five slut <vivitheg> do ho ho ho <vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy <vivitheg> you know what's going down?

• Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout

<SonichuClone> :D <JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards Took you long enough <vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously lol yeah <JackThadeus> and ruin their sells <vivitheg> we need to end the console wars <vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO Hot huh, Bill? <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit <vivitheg> okay i'm banning you

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HAHAHAH

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what a small cock <NickDunbar> So clueless

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<vivitheg> ugh so stupid <JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console. <vivitheg> so naive yeah a guy with a big cock would do it and women would suck that shit they'd eat all dat cum <vivitheg> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH <vivitheg> HEH

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<JackThadeus> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped <vivitheg> shit son. yeah <JackThadeus> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES <vivitheg> but he's expressed resistance to the idea <NickDunbar> Y'know why they call it the 360 right? <NumberTwo> I do not know, why? Yeah why <NickDunbar> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away <vivitheg> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree? <NumberTwo> LOLOLOLOLOL <FireBurnt> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away <vivitheg> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS <JackThadeus> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away <JackThadeus> amirite? <vivitheg> ugh jack listen to me <FireBurnt> yeah <JackThadeus> Yes My 2nd <vivitheg> oh okay good You fucking shriner, FireBurnt <vivitheg> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome <vivitheg> can i do it? Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06 <JackThadeus> only if we DONT have the sony humping video <JackThadeus> that is when i'll consider it right. <JackThadeus> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process <vivitheg> god then i hope he doesn't do it then If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy <vivitheg> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing? <JackThadeus> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen. kewl

• vivitheg slaps SonichuClone with a HUGE-ASS TROUT.

SonichuClone <vivitheg> yo cowboy <vivitheg> pay attention bro <FireBurnt> you there? <SonichuClone> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard <SonichuClone> ? lol <vivitheg> lol <NumberTwo> lol

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whadya mean, newbie? <JackThadeus> why you gotta censore?

• Mysterious_Stranger is now known as The_C_Man

<SonichuClone> I ain't censorin' <vivitheg> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing better not be <JackThadeus> r-tard* <SonichuClone> he's a motherfuckin retard <vivitheg> that's what we wanted to know <The_C_Man> Sounds pretty solid <JackThadeus> ok then <JackThadeus> the big plan <SonichuClone> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring <FireBurnt> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this <vivitheg> yeah, fuck the 360 <SonichuClone> YES <vivitheg> i'm ambivelent on the wii though <vivitheg> what do you think about the wii? agreed, I like Animal Crossing It's cute. <JackThadeus> You ever played any 360 games? <SonichuClone> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo. <JackThadeus> Sonichuclone, aren't they terrible? <FireBurnt> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves <vivitheg> do ho ho ho ho <The_C_Man> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo you so black C WOMAN <SonichuClone> I hated the 360 fuck-ups. <vivitheg> of course <vivitheg> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes <vivitheg> heh amirite? <NumberTwo> lol <JackThadeus> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR lol <NumberTwo> VERY lol ZING <The_C_Man> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay <JackThadeus> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH <NumberTwo> lol <vivitheg> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang <vivitheg> you know jack obviously <vivitheg> leader of us all <vivitheg> And I'm Vivian Gee <The_C_Man> Man, dat sum homo shit <vivitheg> nice to meet ya <NickDunbar> D'oh ho ho <JackThadeus> greetings <SonichuClone> HAIL Jack!  :) <JackThadeus> :D <vivitheg> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac I'm Ruby Serenity Minge <vivitheg> and the other people are a bunch of faggots <JackThadeus> Now Sonichuclone yeah he burnt his dick off <SonichuClone> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN? <JackThadeus> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child. <JackThadeus> What are your 3 reasons, my friend. <JackThadeus> ?* <SonichuClone> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard. <SonichuClone> *bastard <JackThadeus> ok <JackThadeus> On psn <JackThadeus> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn

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<JackThadeus> Chris has been banned 2 times now <SonichuClone> You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it. <SonichuClone> *have him film it. <JackThadeus> Which Counselor? lol why? Explain. <SonichuClone> the counsoler he sees weekly <The_C_Man> Whoa, dat shit's nuts <JackThadeus> don't know <vivitheg> uhhhh is her name julia? <JackThadeus> don't care EXPLAIN <JackThadeus> listen <SonichuClone> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall. <JackThadeus> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning OH YEAH Rocky <JackThadeus> the 3rd will console bann him for good <SonichuClone> That's it. <JackThadeus> yes <JackThadeus> If he wants to complain <JackThadeus> then he will have to hang himself in the process <SonichuClone> hells yeah! <vivitheg> lol like he told sam right? <JackThadeus> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply Where IS Sam <vivitheg> probably cocaine...ing. <JackThadeus> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit... <JackThadeus> That much I promised him. <vivitheg> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <vivitheg> WOO. <SonichuClone> YES! You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock <vivitheg> (when he doesn't) <JackThadeus> I know... So honest... <The_C_Man> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG And humble... Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2 he's such a retard <SonichuClone> DUDE! lol ik SonichuClone, you ready to be face sat? <JackThadeus> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us. <vivitheg> shut up ruby lol <vivitheg> you always gotta ask that <JackThadeus> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console. <vivitheg> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony Jack, you are like an electrode <vivitheg> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans <vivitheg> they have nothing <vivitheg> we have chris <vivitheg> yawn, i'm sleepy <JackThadeus> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short? we need some pep <vivitheg> i liked cowboy better <JackThadeus> w/e proceed please.

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<SonichuClone> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations. <SonichuClone> and smokin weed too.  :) <The_Mistress> Hello everyone. <Nigafingaonnatrigga> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about lol <SonichuClone> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur. <vivitheg> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here <vivitheg> anyway jack continue <The_Mistress> Oh really? <JackThadeus> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?

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<JackThadeus> i'm blurry on the details <JackThadeus> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed. <NigaTriggaFinga> Weed iz da BOMB I love Soul Calibur I am Talim <SonichuClone> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him. <SonichuClone> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard. <JackThadeus> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do? <SonichuClone> really off-the charts. <SonichuClone> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself upon one of his surperiors. <JackThadeus> why do you want him to go see a supperior? <SonichuClone> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is. <SonichuClone> :) <JackThadeus> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris. <SonichuClone> DAMN! <SonichuClone> how much did that bitch have? <vivitheg> she tried to call chris once more it was funny <vivitheg> lol Yeah she was so desperate <JackThadeus> Her dad found out about she called him <JackThadeus> are you talking about money? lol <JackThadeus> she had no money'. She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock. <JackThadeus> *crooked cock hahaha ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of him. <SonichuClone> Supposing the retard does not come through, and is all like I don't care anymore. Then what would be next for you on him? <JackThadeus> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts. <SonichuClone> How much does he have? <JackThadeus> and then call the psn <JackThadeus> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him. <JackThadeus> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn. <JackThadeus> after the ban commences <vivitheg> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything. <SonichuClone> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what? <JackThadeus> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment. <SonichuClone> Do tell. <JackThadeus> I have a brother <JackThadeus> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville <SonichuClone> go on. <SonichuClone> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet? <JackThadeus> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris <JackThadeus> on how much of a internet slob he is. lol yeah <JackThadeus> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention <JackThadeus> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>) <SonichuClone> I hear that. <JackThadeus> just like what I did with the radio stations <SonichuClone> radio? <SonichuClone> what happened? <JackThadeus> Hold on a sec I got the radio links <JackThadeus> there were like 6 or 7 of them <JackThadeus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters <SonichuClone> Awesome! :D <JackThadeus> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands. <SonichuClone> did you do any of these others on this list here? <SonichuClone> oh? <vivitheg> we have a new plan. <JackThadeus> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal. We did all. <vivitheg> it's a glorious plan <JackThadeus> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez guy that knows Chris. <vivitheg> that guy's a faggot yeah he's a mexican sorry *mexiCANT <JackThadeus> & then Chris Crocker after him. <SonichuClone> who? a faggoo <SonichuClone> never heard of Crocker <JackThadeus> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris. lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone? <vivitheg> jesus lay off the alcohol <SonichuClone> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D what? <JackThadeus> heh <vivitheg> 6 feet under? <vivitheg> what <SonichuClone> Jack gets me. lol <SonichuClone> Drunk, Vivi <JackThadeus> sorry too much to drink. What the fuck u talking about <vivitheg> oh, i bet it's an injoke <vivitheg> or something <SonichuClone> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D <NigaTriggaFinga> Shit man, dat's crazy. <vivitheg> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets <JackThadeus> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka Julie. <vivitheg> where the fuck has he been lol yeah chris sux his cock <JackThadeus> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris. <vivitheg> really? fuckin christ <JackThadeus> I had to finish him off. <vivitheg> gasp <JackThadeus> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?

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<vivitheg> where's your damn friend jack <vivitheg> why did he leave <vivitheg> i wanted a pic of his dick <NickDunbar> Hm <Minovsky> chris wants to do rocky <Minovsky> he wants to do her hard

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