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[[Mumble]] is the voice chat program of choice for CWC [[trolls]]. [[Chris]] has made several "fan" chats in here.
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As you may know, YOU have been giving this faggot attention he doesn't need. We are about to fix this, but in order to ensure you pay for making this fat ass popular, I am going to open fire on your wiki.


==Mumble Chat 1==
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''Pickbothmanlol, the banned user of Wikipedia.''


In the first of [[Chris]]'s Mumble chats, he and [[trolls|the TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister  [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to Anne Boleyn and likes [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]].
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==Mumble Chat 2==
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The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of  [[Bubbles]]' [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are [[lies|photoshopped]]. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb|wild Snorlax appears]].
 
==Mumble Chat 3==
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The third Mumble chat starts with small talk, then [[chris and sex|sex]] talk between Chris and [[Julie]] before [[Clyde]] takes over in the later stages. Molvania has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. [[fail|He can’t understand why he’s single]]. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others virginity and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyze each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video saying that he's gay]], threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.
 
==Mumble Chat 3.5==
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A shorter chat where Clyde chastises Chris for weaseling out of the previously mentioned video. Near the end, Chris admits that his first attempt is "inferior". Chris asks Julie if Clyde can send her flowers and chocolate.
 
==Mumble Chat 4==
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The fourth Mumble chat is [[Chris]] vs [[Clyde]] with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos|black people]].Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|throw away his material possessions]].
 
==Mumble Chat 5==
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As [[Chris]] is about to start talking to [[Julie]], the dastardly [[Clyde Cash]] appears, as if from nowhere. He continues to berate Chris about his inability to support himself and Julie, exposing his mammoth ignorance of what survival in the real world entails. He has a hundred dollars saved and [[chris and money|believes that saving this same amount each month will sustain his family]] and lies that he has looked for jobs with his [[CADD|degree]]. Chris admits that [[Sonichu]] villains are people who have made him feel inferior in the past. Julie is mostly a background character in this chat, playing half-hearted cheerleader for Chris throughout.
 
==Mumble Chat 6==
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The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because [[lie|"It's called a life"]], but he [[fail|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[chris and money|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[chris and religion|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.
 
==Mumble Chat 7==
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The seventh Mumble chat is another fan Q&A, similar to [[Mumble 6]]. Chris has given bad advice in the last chat, causing a fan's girlfriend to leave him. Chris shows no remorse. [[Trolls]] try to encourage Chris to make [[Power|videos]] [[51 50|proving]] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|his]] [[30 Push-Ups|strength]] and showcasing his [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]]. He claims that the [[dildo]] in the [[vibrator destruction video]] was glued together and took a lot of strength to pull apart, but later backpedals and says he used shears. The possibility of more [[Rule 34]] in [[Sonichu]] is discussed, especially giving [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]]. Chris fails at the national anthem and reveals that his mom told him that his [[Attraction Sign]] made him look retarded. Chris says he thinks [[Panda]] might be dead, but shows no real emotion. Many terrible impersonations are spread throughout this chat. Clyde enters at the end and Chris bolts.
 
==Mumble Chat 8==
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Mumble Chat 8 is another fan Q&A covering a variety of topics. Chris can't name the [[Chris and Religion|ten commandments or the seven deadly sins]] offhand. Chris tries to convince Julie that premarital sex is OK in his religion, and tries to claim he doesn't hate all [[homos]] when he's called on his religious [[hypocrisy]]. Chris agrees he would have a threesome with two other men as he tries to choreograph a threesome between himself, [[Julie]] and [[Sarah May]]. Chris admits [[recycling]], and says that he only goes to McDonald's [[health|two to three times a week]]. Chris calls Sarah May 'Julie' several times throughout the conversation, which causes her to freak out and attempt suicide. While he [[china|shows some concern]] as she's screaming about killing herself, [[Chris and death|Chris reacts like a sloth on sedatives after her 'death']], reassuring himself that he still has Julie.
 
==Mumble Chat 9==
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The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before [[Chris]] to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They true to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvania]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.
 
==Mumble Chat 9.5==
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This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, [[Chris]] rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been [[lie|thinking about getting a job]] and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls|sweethearts]] and [[trolls|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, [[fail|as he doubts that these women were trolls]]. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money|financial stupidity]]. [[lie|Chris says that he mostly tells the truth]]. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.
 
==Mumble Chat 10==
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In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, [[Chris-Chan]], must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - Will he get his [[Barb|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork|pedoforkery]] upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.
 
==Mumble Chat 11==
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The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. [[Chris]] has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.
 
==Mumble Chat 12==
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The twelfth and final Mumble chat. [[Chris]] reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.
 
 
 
{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble|N/A]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 1|Mumble Chat 1]]|}}
 
==See Also==
*[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]
 
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Revision as of 12:20, 14 August 2010

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As you may know, YOU have been giving this faggot attention he doesn't need. We are about to fix this, but in order to ensure you pay for making this fat ass popular, I am going to open fire on your wiki.

Pickbothmanlol, the banned user of Wikipedia.

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