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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==


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Chris: [''fragmented sentence''] ...[[South Park]] theme.
 
[[Troll|???]]: Ha-ha!
 
Chris: It makes little..[''begins flicking back and forth on the [[PS3]]''] noises when you, between it. [[Speech Impediment| Ess]]. Circle. [''PS3 squawks in response to Chris's fumbling'']]
 
[[Troll|???]]: Oh, that's cool.
 
Chris: Oh, wait a minute. [''unintelligible'']...triangle.
 
[[Troll|???]]: That's really yellow. [''chuckle''] How do ya sign into the-the Playstation Network?
 
Chris: [''still flicking around''] Well first of all yo make sure your system- er, your console is up to date with version 3.15 which ah, you find that out after you ah, log in- you get on the- you get your Playstation 3 internet capable. [''Our mystery guest injects with "right"'']
 
[[Troll|???]]: [''interrupting blathering''] That's like an automatic update?
 
Chris: [''trying to talk over the guy for a bit''] Yeah, then you go to System Update here, and you update via internet. Course, y'know it'll give you different than that. [''addressing the extremely blurry screen'']]
 
[[Troll|???]]: Mm-hm.
 
Chris: And it'll tell you that you need to update it. Anyway once you got that you can definitely sign in; in that case you'll want to make yourself a new account. And, uh, I mean obviously I got mine in there [''Our incognito imbroglio makes more affirmative noises''] But-but still to sign in you'll have to have- to make a new Play-playstation network account.
 
[[Troll|???]]: [''odd tone''] Okay.
 
Chris: And uh, that wheres it'll take you to the process of putting in your [[14 Branchland Court|address]], phone number, and name-
 
[[Troll|???]]: And it'll just walk you through it?
 
Chris: Yeah.
 
[[Troll|???]]: Okay-
 
Chris: Anyway when you go to sign in [''demonstrating poorly''], I recommend you [[CWC's Sonichu Site!| not to save the password, but write in down.]]
 
[[Troll|???]]: Right.
 
Chris: But- you can- And then you can memorize it, I definitely got mine memorized. [''more goddamn squawking from the machine''] I use the wireless keypad.
 
[[Troll|???]]: [''after an awkward beat''] Oh snap, there's a keypad on those things!
 
Chris: [''[[Autism|demonstrating able conversational skills]]''] Yeah.
 
[[Troll|???]]: That is wild- I didn't know-
 
Chris: It's attached-
 
[[Troll|???]]: Oh, okay; I was like [''slight falsetto''] "I don't remember those".

Revision as of 23:51, 24 February 2010

PS3 Tutorial for my fans is the second video uploaded by Christian on February 24th, 2010. In the classic tradition of videos like Sonichu Powerpoint, Chris goes aimlessly on and on trying to explain something comlicated beyond his comprehension, this time to his mystery birthday guest.

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PS3 Tutorial for my fans
Stardate 24 February 2010
Subject Matter PS3
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Transcript

Chris: [fragmented sentence] ...South Park theme.

???: Ha-ha!

Chris: It makes little..[begins flicking back and forth on the PS3] noises when you, between it. Ess. Circle. [PS3 squawks in response to Chris's fumbling]]

???: Oh, that's cool.

Chris: Oh, wait a minute. [unintelligible]...triangle.

???: That's really yellow. [chuckle] How do ya sign into the-the Playstation Network?

Chris: [still flicking around] Well first of all yo make sure your system- er, your console is up to date with version 3.15 which ah, you find that out after you ah, log in- you get on the- you get your Playstation 3 internet capable. [Our mystery guest injects with "right"]

???: [interrupting blathering] That's like an automatic update?

Chris: [trying to talk over the guy for a bit] Yeah, then you go to System Update here, and you update via internet. Course, y'know it'll give you different than that. [addressing the extremely blurry screen]]

???: Mm-hm.

Chris: And it'll tell you that you need to update it. Anyway once you got that you can definitely sign in; in that case you'll want to make yourself a new account. And, uh, I mean obviously I got mine in there [Our incognito imbroglio makes more affirmative noises] But-but still to sign in you'll have to have- to make a new Play-playstation network account.

???: [odd tone] Okay.

Chris: And uh, that wheres it'll take you to the process of putting in your address, phone number, and name-

???: And it'll just walk you through it?

Chris: Yeah.

???: Okay-

Chris: Anyway when you go to sign in [demonstrating poorly], I recommend you not to save the password, but write in down.

???: Right.

Chris: But- you can- And then you can memorize it, I definitely got mine memorized. [more goddamn squawking from the machine] I use the wireless keypad.

???: [after an awkward beat] Oh snap, there's a keypad on those things!

Chris: [demonstrating able conversational skills] Yeah.

???: That is wild- I didn't know-

Chris: It's attached-

???: Oh, okay; I was like [slight falsetto] "I don't remember those".