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Based on this, Chris has since entered every contest he can and expects to win on account of his autism. | |||
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Revision as of 23:22, 24 May 2009
The Watch & Win Sweepstakes was a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Out of the one hundred prizes on offer, There were apparently two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree. This seminal event is cited as the pinnacle of Christian Weston Chandler's entire existence, and the beginning of his rapid decline into the man-child he is today.
Note the news reporters opinionated that he won the competition via his video gaming skill, and not due to a combination of sheer luck and overtly attentive autistic focusing on minor details no normal human would give a shit about.
Freak.
Based on this, Chris has since entered every contest he can and expects to win on account of his autism.
See Also