Difference between revisions of "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu"
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[[Sonichu| Sonichu's]] poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. | <CENTER> | ||
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<font size="72" color="red"> KISSING DOESNT WORK THAT WAY </FONT> | |||
==The Sawce== | |||
[[Sonichu| Sonichu's]] poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme. The most [[fail]] things are in bold. | |||
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Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, <br/> | Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, <br/> | ||
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.<br/> | though a''' Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes'''.<br/> | ||
You shock me with your electrifying radiance, <br/> | You shock me with your electrifying radiance, <br/> | ||
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance. <br/> | If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance. <br/> | ||
Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, <br/> | Speed makes no difference, though''' you are slower than I''', <br/> | ||
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh… <br/> | You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh… <br/> | ||
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for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee. <br/> | for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee. <br/> | ||
Rosey, as often as birds tweet, <br/> | Rosey,''' as often as birds tweet''', <br/> | ||
will you be my lovely heartsweet? <br/> | will you be my lovely heartsweet? <br/> | ||
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[[Category:Poetry]] | [[Category:Poetry]] | ||
Revision as of 16:02, 18 May 2009
KISSING DOESNT WORK THAT WAY
The Sawce
Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme. The most fail things are in bold.
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Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, You shock me with your electrifying radiance, Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, I will run great distances for thee, Rosey, as often as birds tweet, |
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