Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Christian Weston Chandler often remarks that he wants a girl to make into a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up." He apparently finds this term so clever that he uses it incessantly. He may think that it rhymes.

Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a gal pal who will eventually become a sweetheart, to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to lock a woman inside his bedroom of horrors and remake her in his image as a woman slave. This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.