Talk:DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

It would appear my loud twin Mr. Mays felt a need to stick his nose into this one. I am confident he felt a need to cleanse with much Kaboom after he learned just what he had stuck his nose into at the end! How ghastly. William Maize 16:16, 1 February 2009 (CET)

The log really needs Billy's reaction right after the claim about the briefs. It was priceless. FalseSwipe 19:32, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

• Since the article has been broadened to include his fetal incontinence, could someone find the rest of the chat log where he talks about how it "slips out" every now and then? --Champthom 16:36, 30 April 2009 (CEST)

Dr.Google claims that autism is linked to gastro-intestinal problems. If Christian knew that he would probably shit himself, and proceed to blame it on his DOG-GONE autism like he does for everything else. Mall Conductor Bear 06:17, 24 April 2009 (CEST)

Funny, I have aspergers but I don't do that. V3N0M1300 06:56, 30 August 2009 (CEST)

Niatsirhc gets dirty crapped briefs in the new comic pages, someone crop that one image out and put it here. --Champthom 08:58, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Although this is an amateur's opinion, I think the reason he thinks it's normal to crap his pants (I find it odd that he would use it as a "aw, pity poor me" and then say it's normal, rather hypocritical) is because he may have taken the exclamations of "I just shit myself" and such people use when they see something bewildering/amazing/scary literal, And as this wiki is quick to point out, Chris takes most everything at face value. SenorTucan 20:40, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Um, has anyone ever considered this trouble controlling his sphincter to be a result of extensive anal masturbation? I have heard of cases where constant stretching of the anus results in inability to control it but I'm not completely sure. If he has been shitting himself since he was a child then it probably isn't that. Still, just putting this theory on the table... --Dave

• I know a guy a lot like Chris who has constant diarrhea from eating nothing but fast food, cheap crap microwaveable food, and soda. He's 27 and has had all of his teeth pulled and replaced with dentures because of this. If it weren't for lettuce, tomato, pickles, etc. that come on burgers this guy would have scurvy. So yeah, it's a result of poor, poor diet, but sticking things up your ass doesn't help. We know that he eats fast food regularly but we don't know how regularly he sticks things up his ass. --masta beta alum 01:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

This article needs a complete revision now

Thanks Jackie. -- Clyde 09:20, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

Ivy Q&A Source

Are were allowed to use this as a legitimate source? I don't remember that debate ever being concluded. Freecell (t/c) 11:32, 19 February 2011 (PST)

Ah, I didn't know that wasn't a settled issue. Sorry if that's a problem. I kept Ivy's bits under a separate heading, anyway, if that needs to be removed, no problem. Dkaien 19:55, 20 February 2011 (PST)

Honestly, it might have been resolved. I've been up to other shit lately and haven't been able to sperg over Chris as much as usual. I don't have an issue with keeping it really. Freecell (t/c) 07:57, 21 February 2011 (PST)