Talk:Magi-Chan

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Seriously, just created a stub for this. --Champthom 23:58, 22 March 2009 (CET)

The Name

I get it! It's a pun based off the word 'Magician'--Robotnik 00:46, 16 April 2009 (CEST)

  • It took me a while to get that myself, but then again I'm a bit of an ASS PIE. --Champthom 19:39, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Poor Magi-Chan. He must be so lonely and cynical because he's seen every depraved sex act in CWCville, including the Missionary Cowboy and Chris' huge, bent duck. How can this man desire romance when he's seen so much? --OFSheep 16:59, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Or Magi-Chan is just another perverted representation of Chris's psyche; His desire to sneak, watch and punish those who perform the acts that arouse him (Homos & Pedoforks). Griffintown 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • No way. This proves that Magi-Chan = gay is cannon. I mean... he's in charge of finding every homosexual person in CWCville, yet nobody has every been thrown in CWCville prison fior homosexual acts. He's all like, "Yup. Carry on." Dude is gaaaaaaay... --17:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Good point there. This means that Magi-Chan is running the equivalent of a pink "Schindler's List" in CWCville. Griffintown 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Naw dude, this is a position Magi-chan relishes. He'll watch people have gay sex, then as soon as he finishes jerking off, he busts them. --Champthom 19:37, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
  • My take? Magi-chan just pretends to be psychic-scanning, because Chris can't tell whether or not Magi-chan is doing anything in that regard. In general, he seems to be pretty lazy and apathetic, since he barely does anything; so the psychic-scanning-for-homos is probably just an excuse for him to watch TV, take a nap or read the funnies. Just imagine the cliche of the night shift security guard, but apply it to a psychic hedgehog. --Needlepants 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm not so sure "-chan" is solely for girls. --Needlepants 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

  • It's commonly used for teenage girls, little kids or animals. He is some kind of animal, so it works, though probably unintentionally.--Yawn 7:47, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Maybe the '-chan' is meant to be an 'exotic sounding' surname of some sorts, like "Jackie Chan"? -Needlepants 19:36, 12 January 2010 (UTC)