Difference between revisions of "Talk:Optimus Prime"

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**Try ''gay'' transformers porn.  With Optimus as the bitch.
**Try ''gay'' transformers porn.  With Optimus as the bitch.
**Come on, get creative. Lets crank it up a notch; Gay transformers with Optimus Prime sodomizing his car Son-Chu, who is supposedly a transformer. And maybe have Magi-Chan fucking Sonichu in the back seat as well. If we got enough space left we can photoshop in some gay Sonic the hedgehog stuff as well. Theres plenty of Sonic and Tails stuff floating around out there. You mix that up all together...Why, nothing could destroy his childhood quicker! (With the possible exception of the destruction of lego CWCVille) --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
**Come on, get creative. Lets crank it up a notch; Gay transformers with Optimus Prime sodomizing his car Son-Chu, who is supposedly a transformer. And maybe have Magi-Chan fucking Sonichu in the back seat as well. If we got enough space left we can photoshop in some gay Sonic the hedgehog stuff as well. Theres plenty of Sonic and Tails stuff floating around out there. You mix that up all together...Why, nothing could destroy his childhood quicker! (With the possible exception of the destruction of lego CWCVille) --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
**How about Optimus Prime fucking a sonee? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 01:14, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Revision as of 21:14, 5 February 2010

Add the reference from the Wikipedia page about how Chris is "a leadership figure, like Optimus Prime."--Champthom 19:01, 13 June 2009 (CEST)

Is it worth noting that Chris also apologizes to God the same way this article claims he apologizes to Optimus? It was in a mailbag somewhere. I'll dig it up. Isarko 14:09, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Kid in Closet

In spite of this act, Chris remains a fan of Optimus Prime and considers himself just as strong and noble. Chris has referenced a story of a boy who locked himself in his room upon seeing Prime's death in the 1986 film "Transformers: The Movie." Since nobody else in the universe has ever heard this story, the boy was most likely Christian himself. Wuss.

Actually? I did find out where this anecdote came from. Apparently, it's in the commentary on the 20th Anniversary Transformers Movie. I found that out here. So, yes, Chris DOES have a basis to say this, and no, this isn't him trying to pass it off as himself! --Blazer 04:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Trolling Opportunity

Since Chris takes Optimus Prime so seriously, we could piss him off by flooding his inbox and adspace with transformers porn. V3N0M1300 23:35, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

  • I doubt it would have much effect. He used transformers porn as inspiration in Sonichu 8. - Liquid! 00:04, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
    • Try gay transformers porn. With Optimus as the bitch.
    • Come on, get creative. Lets crank it up a notch; Gay transformers with Optimus Prime sodomizing his car Son-Chu, who is supposedly a transformer. And maybe have Magi-Chan fucking Sonichu in the back seat as well. If we got enough space left we can photoshop in some gay Sonic the hedgehog stuff as well. Theres plenty of Sonic and Tails stuff floating around out there. You mix that up all together...Why, nothing could destroy his childhood quicker! (With the possible exception of the destruction of lego CWCVille) --Edward 01:05, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
    • How about Optimus Prime fucking a sonee? V3N0M1300 01:14, 6 February 2010 (UTC)