Talk:PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked

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You bitches, I wish I could make the god damn thing explode. This is the second best thing. Clydec 03:15, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

  • If Chris finds out about this, your secret plans are ruined! --Anaconda 05:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
    • Clyde, have I mentioned that you are my hero? --SpaceScreaminJohn 08:35 5 May 2010 (PST)

Damn.--Beat 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh Clyde, you cad! -Ronichu 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Clyde. I want your babies --YawningSquirtleRedux 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --T K 19 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

  • It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --Champthom 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --YawningSquirtleRedux 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --T K 19 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --EdtheHedgehog1894 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)

My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. Griffintown 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. Kazmeyer 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

This happens all the time - no one can be bothered to investigate anymore. If Chris called the police they would just tell him he was wasting their time. There's no trick to debugging this thing - even a total moron could do it. --LeninandMcCarthy 03:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
Although, from what I've heard, the technology can adapt pretty quickly, so once one bug is disabled it's almost impossible to hack the system again. Anyone know the details? --LeninandMcCarthy 03:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--MoarLurk 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

  • This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. Wtv 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
    • Also remember to ensure they know your PSN account name so they can track who is bugging your PS3 & remove any information stored on your PSN account by the bug. I had one on my PS3 once and even after I removed and destroyed it they found a virus on my PSN that relayed information through the internet every time I logged on to the network. --Thorgnzorrg 04:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Hells yeah! You done stepped up the game, that's what you did... Baxter 19:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Luckily, the Hexbox is far far FAR harder to hack, because it's being watched from inside. (The video also reveals why this bugging business in PS3 is really hard to pull off. Or maybe not that hard. Hats off.) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 20:21, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh my God...Mr. Cash, does this mean we will never see another file from that PS3? --LeninandMcCarthy 03:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

How did you get access to his PS3 in the first place? Dkd 11:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

How long has that bug been in place? --Aldrasio 14:13, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

You know what I think we need next? A tracking bug on his medallion and a hidden camera in his room. SparklingOrange 03:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I fully agree with this proposition. --BreadGod 05:55, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
I don't know if that's a good idea. Just how anxious are you to see Chris play with his duck? ElRodrigo 23:28, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

can we bug his phones next?--Dan Dash 22:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

So, does anyone think we can convert this into a comprehensible article? Or would that run the risk of Chris discovering it? Tyranogre 00:34, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Imma go with the "what's the point in making this article subpage more comprehensible" argument. All the information he needs is in the annotated photograph. --Anonymax 00:39, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • This really needs to be more comprehensible. This is still CWCki, we have standards. Clyde is a great admin in that he can do technical stuff but he lacks basic wiki and grammar skills at time and his "shit guys i dont need to capitalize" doesn't work well for the CWCki. --Champthom 03:06, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I had a shot at writing the informations in to a proper article format. I may have got the finer points incorrect - I was just basing it on what Clyde had added to the page. Also, the original content may be better suited to the talk page rather than on the article - but I left it on there for now in a hidden section. --Anonymax 04:52, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Actually, the idea of the original article needs to be conveyed, just in actual English. The current content would be more along the lines of an article about the article (how meta). --Champthom 04:53, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I think we could do with an article about the article tbh. --Anonymax 04:56, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • What about merging that stuff I wrote in to the main PS3 article? --Anonymax 05:02, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I am writing an article about it now as we type. If it's shit, we can merge it. --Ronichu 05:18, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Check out the stuff I wrote here, if any of it is useful and/or you didn't see it. --Anonymax 05:23, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I have also created How_the_PS3_is_Hacked_(article). --Ronichu 05:41, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
  • .. which appears to have been deleted by Clyde. --Ronichu 06:38, 6 May 2010 (UTC)